Posted: Jul 28, 2008, 2:53 PM CST
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood
ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f**king red mark on his forehead!! Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond!!!!