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When opportunity knocks - grab it!!

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Jokes & Humor

When opportunity knocks - grab it!!

Posted: Jul 29, 2008, 3:16 AM CST
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temper , killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
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