lktolbert: Here are a few good things about becoming older:Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
Every year you become a little richer in friends
You are more at peace with yourself
You are smarter, sharper and stronger
Sex is hotter
More people turn to you for advice
You are luckier than a lot of people to still be alive!
You have more stories to share with the world
If you've never smoked, you can start now and it won't have time to hurt you.
Things you buy won't have time to wear out.
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
No one expects you to run into a burning building.
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
You can eat dinner at 4:00.
You can live without sex but not without glasses.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You send money to PBS.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
Your eyes won't get much worse.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
that's it??
what is the title of this story?
is there a part II?
where does it take place??
