older

jlw45 duncanville, Texas USA
bob1959: You relize you shouldn't listen to ABBA
....lmaorolling on the floor laughing
lktolbert Atlanta, Georgia USA
airliner: that's it??

what is the title of this story?
is there a part II?
where does it take place??


It takes place at my place, but I'm old and can't remember my address. Can you help me get home? uh oh



airliner Central, New Jersey USA
lktolbert: It takes place at my place, but I'm old and can't remember my address. Can you help me get home?


Sure thing. Hop on my Mercey, we'll be thee in a jiffy laugh



shipoker55 St. Petersburg, Florida USA
yes......you have less time to out up wiyh the arrogance of youth



shipoker55 St. Petersburg, Florida USA
that's with*



jampet wexford, Westmeath Ireland
no more 21st parties to make you feel bad- unless they are for you neices and nephewsdoh



Indyfella indianapolis, Indiana USA



You realize how goofy you looked in a leisure suite.... rolling on the floor laughing



jampet wexford, Westmeath Ireland
Indyfella: You realize how goofy you looked in a leisure suite....


you are so right----oops not wearing one in pichole rolling on the floor laughing
KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Indyfella: Older people become more opinionated....less reserved. No, I'm not 105 yet, either!


Not all older people get opinionated.

To tell you the truth as an older person, I worry less about the small stuff... View the world in a different way.... same with people.

Have learned some self control regarding words I could say, but if said can never be taken back.

If given a load of BS, don't try to stick around to see if the person giving it will change....

Have changed my self for the better... (jmo)

As I got older... watching my parents relationship and other's very long term relationships, have learned things I would not have seen as a younger person.

Material things are not as important.

Looking forward to menopause .... believe it or not.

I can laugh at how things were when I was younger.

Don't take things for granted.

If a child is crying on a plane or a bus, don't look at the mother as someone that can not do something with the child.... more like been there myself... maybe the child is upset about something, & the mother or parent is very tired and stressed.

Tend to be more realistic than I was at 20 yrs old.

For myself.... fashion is not as important and I'm not judged for not dressing in the latest fad..... did not like doing it as a young person, and am glad don't have that pressure.

Looks are not as important as personality. (does not mean be a slob and don't wash .... )

I have lived through some awesome history.... good and bad.... and the music .... through the eras.... can't beat living through all of that.

Not sure if that helps.
KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
darlynda: this is really good and i agree with the sex is HOTTER


Damn rights it is............ no pressure to have kids .... sex is for pleasure. :-)
KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Indyfella: when you're in the middle of boring family conversations, it's easy to say... "well, I gotta go pee".(they understand)
banana
KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Taking off your bra means an instant face lift...... an all nighter means not having to get up once during the night to visit the loo...... getting it up means.... getting up the stairs. grin



Indyfella indianapolis, Indiana USA
jampet: you are so right----oops not wearing one in pic



Hey, for a dead guy of 25 years, I look pretty damn good......ya gotta admit.rolling on the floor laughing


HUDA~~~~~~~~~~~~w/a bow
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
darlynda: could somebody PLEASE tell something good about getting older


I can tell you there is only "ONE" good thing about getting older....EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grin



LovingMassage Central Missouri, Missouri USA
So, how exactly is the sex hotter?

*gets notepad and pen ready*



WhatUwish4 Jacksonville, Florida USA
LovingMassage: So, how exactly is the sex hotter?

*gets notepad and pen ready*



Just think of it as one of the things you have to look forward to..
grin grin grin
KHD100 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
LovingMassage: So, how exactly is the sex hotter?

*gets notepad and pen ready*


It's all about pleasure.......



rwantin Costa Mesa, California USA
We get wiser. Or not. uh oh
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
LovingMassage: So, how exactly is the sex hotter?

*gets notepad and pen ready*


Who cares??????? If I base my life on hot sex only, I am missing out on love..wink
lktolbert Atlanta, Georgia USA
LovingMassage: So, how exactly is the sex hotter?

*gets notepad and pen ready*


It's hotter for older women because:

She treats every time as if it were the last time since she could kick the bucket at any minute.
She doesn't have to worry about getting pregnant.
If she wants to go for a second round, she can just pop another Viagra in her partner's mouth.
She accepts her body as is and is comfortable in her skin.




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