older

alabamabebe: This is assuming one actually grows wiser as opposed to just being old and stupid

Rubbers for safety purposes only.


I thought they were for "her pleasure." That's what the sign on the dispenser in the bathroom says.confused



shyboy79 Orangeburg, New York USA
More Life Experience. You got many discount for being a senior =)
Tulefel Göteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden
Don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I began to enjoy my age when I turned 42. And my daughter asks for my opinion. Again! She didn’t do that from when she was 5!
cheering



cottonelle clarkston USA
THE GOLDEN YEARS



The Golden Years have come at last -
I cannot see; I cannot pee;
I cannot chew, I cannot screw.
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks;
No sense of smell: I look like hell!
My body is drooping; got trouble pooping.

The Golden Years have come at last.
But the Golden Years have turned to BRASS.
If you ask me -
The GOLDEN YEARS...
Can kiss my ASS!


darlynda tazewell, Tennessee USA
cottonelle: THE GOLDEN YEARS



The Golden Years have come at last -
I cannot see; I cannot pee;
I cannot chew, I cannot screw.
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks;
No sense of smell: I look like hell!
My body is drooping; got trouble pooping.

The Golden Years have come at last.
But the Golden Years have turned to BRASS.
If you ask me -
The GOLDEN YEARS...
Can kiss my ASS!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing i love this,,,,,,thank you
KrazieStill Bristol, Connecticut USA
cottonelle: THE GOLDEN YEARS



The Golden Years have come at last -
I cannot see; I cannot pee;
I cannot chew, I cannot screw.
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks;
No sense of smell: I look like hell!
My body is drooping; got trouble pooping.

The Golden Years have come at last.
But the Golden Years have turned to BRASS.
If you ask me -
The GOLDEN YEARS...
Can kiss my ASS!


rolling on the floor laughing banana
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
darlynda: i love this,,,,,,thank you


And that came from a 35 yo....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I am sure he knows all about it..doh

BTW, when is the move date??devil
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
darlynda: oh i am going to take the trip to IRELAND but i was just thinking about reality.


Think of the3 concept of separate reality.. What is real to one, may not be real to another..wink
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
WingsOfLove: UMMMMM........I'm thinking, I'm thinking.... as she scratches her head and rolls her eyes upward......

Still thinking.... ..Nope, can't think of one damn thing...


Then you have yet to get "older"...wink
darlynda tazewell, Tennessee USA
HJFinAZ: And that came from a 35 yo....

I am sure he knows all about it..

BTW, when is the move date??
in about a month
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
darlynda: in about a month


Congrats............wink
darlynda tazewell, Tennessee USA
HJFinAZ: Congrats............
thank you sweetielips
cardsfan24 somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
RETIREMENTlaugh



lola36 dublin, Dublin Ireland
darlynda: could somebody PLEASE tell something good about getting older



Honesty I don't wanna think about it yet...wink hug kiss



Indyfella indianapolis, Indiana USA

Don't have that many years left to pay taxes.



Indyfella indianapolis, Indiana USA


At 6 ft. under I don't have to worry about global warming.



lola36 dublin, Dublin Ireland
Indyfella: At 6 ft. under I don't have to worry about global warming.



laugh hug
darlynda tazewell, Tennessee USA
cardsfan24: RETIREMENT
i got 17 years to go
cardsfan24 somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
darlynda: i got 17 years to go
better than 41 lol...wink
StressFree small city, Kalmar Sweden
darlynda: could somebody PLEASE tell something good about getting older


You may or may not like the answer...but I think you will...drinking




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