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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Aug 5, 2008, 12:07 AM CST

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Jagermister,
a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates and the rest of my half-gallon of Blue Bell Original Vanilla Bean ice-cream.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.



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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Aug 5, 2008, 12:09 AM CST
desmond wrote:
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Jagermister,
a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates and the rest of my half-gallon of Blue Bell Original Vanilla Bean ice-cream.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.



The best advice I've heard yet.....here's to you wine pouring a drink buddies laugh
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Dont_Look_Now
Huntsville, Alabama USA
Posted: Aug 5, 2008, 12:09 AM CST
desmond wrote:
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Jagermister,
a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates and the rest of my half-gallon of Blue Bell Original Vanilla Bean ice-cream.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
buddies bartender waiter buddies You are so funny, Desmond!!!
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jlw45
chandler, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 5, 2008, 12:23 AM CST
desmond wrote:
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Jagermister,
a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates and the rest of my half-gallon of Blue Bell Original Vanilla Bean ice-cream.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up thumbs up
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forgivenangel
jacksonville USA
Posted: Aug 5, 2008, 12:24 AM CST
cheers
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Aug 5, 2008, 12:52 AM CST
haha...thats a good one...does ur belly hurt tho???laugh bouquet of flowers
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forgivenangel
jacksonville USA
Posted: Aug 5, 2008, 12:53 AM CST
applause wine cheers
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Aug 5, 2008, 12:53 AM CST
THAT IS WHT IWANNA DO, minust the alcohollaugh
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forgivenangel
jacksonville USA
Posted: Aug 5, 2008, 12:53 AM CST
dunno confused dunno D'oh!
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Babydoll3000
Wisconsin Rapdis, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Aug 5, 2008, 1:01 AM CST
wow! dropping jaw wow des if i tried doing all that i would pop. how did you get it all down.

confused inqiuring minds want to knowdunno
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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Aug 5, 2008, 1:02 AM CST
desmond wrote:
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Jagermister,
a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates and the rest of my half-gallon of Blue Bell Original Vanilla Bean ice-cream.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Aug 5, 2008, 1:02 AM CST
Babydoll3000 wrote:
wow des if i tried doing all that i would pop. how did you get it all down.

inqiuring minds want to know


thats alot for one stomach to hold....laugh
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forgivenangel
jacksonville USA
Posted: Aug 5, 2008, 1:02 AM CST
here's to you here's to you here's to you
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