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Alternative film plots

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jpunk
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 10:59 PM CST
Right let's relieve some boredom shall we? Think of a film then change the plot so it's still relevant to the title! This could go anywhere!
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:04 PM CST
When Hairy met Sally, a lesbian love story.
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jpunk
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:07 PM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
When Hairy met Sally, a lesbian love story.


not bad, but you're not allowed to change the title, just the plot!professor
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:13 PM CST
All The Presidents Men.....


A story of how Bush's aids all have to feed him...cloth him and help him to the washroom everyday.....too bad he won't let them talk for him...maybe in the sequel......wave rolling eyes uh oh! dunno laugh
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:16 PM CST
jpunk wrote:
not bad, but you're not allowed to change the title, just the plot!
uh oh! You didn't say anything about spelling! mumbling
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jlw45
chandler, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:24 PM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
You didn't say anything about spelling!
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jlw45
chandler, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:26 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
All The Presidents Men.....A story of how Bush's aids all have to feed him...cloth him and help him to the washroom everyday.....too bad he won't let them talk for him...maybe in the sequel......
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:27 PM CST
jlw45 wrote:
that'll be in the prequel....we've already had the sequel



OOOOOPPPPPPPSSSSSSSS....I lost count......professor rolling eyes giggle
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jpunk
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:29 PM CST
DIRTY HARRY - The story of a tramp with a perverted mind!

THE BIG SLEEP- Robert Mitchum tries desperately hard to fall asleep after a 2 week drugs binge!

BOYZ IN THE HOOD- The harrowing drama of a Jewish boy's torment by other kids about his lack of a foreskin!

THE BLOB- A bored obese housewife seduces the painter & the decorator after lacing their coffee with a date rape drug!

FACE/OFF- The true story of Father Damien's attempt to build an ice hockey team on his leper colony island!
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:29 PM CST
Teenage mutant ninja turtles...KILLER TURTLES THAT ARE NINJAS

HI YA
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:32 PM CST
jpunk wrote:
DIRTY HARRY - The story of a tramp with a perverted mind!

THE BIG SLEEP- Robert Mitchum tries desperately hard to fall asleep after a 2 week drugs binge!

BOYZ IN THE HOOD- The harrowing drama of a Jewish boy's torment by other kids about his lack of a foreskin!

THE BLOB- A bored obese housewife seduces the painter & the decorator after lacing their coffee with a date rape drug!

FACE/OFF- The true story of Father Damien's attempt to build an ice hockey team on his leper colony island!





Good ones.....wave wink giggle





Debby Does Dallas......Debby takes on JR. Ewing for control of Ewing Oil by sleeping her way to the top!!!!!!!!!!



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jpunk
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:35 PM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
Teenage mutant ninja turtles...KILLER TURTLES THAT ARE NINJAS

HI YA
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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES- The story of a man's on going struggle to take a dump 13 years after eating a Thai green curry!
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jlw45
chandler, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:36 PM CST
jpunk wrote:
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES- The story of a man's on going struggle to take a dump 13 years after eating a Thai green curry!
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:38 PM CST
jpunk wrote:
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES- The story of a man's on going struggle to take a dump 13 years after eating a Thai green curry!
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jlw45
chandler, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:39 PM CST
OPEN RANGE----a mothers own desperate strugle to save thanksgiving after burning the turkey......you mean like that?
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jlw45
chandler, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:44 PM CST
GLADIATOR------gay man gets the hell beaten out of him after walking into a west texas truck stop, wearing his leather parade harness and chaps
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somechick
Somewhere,Ohio, Ohio USA
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:49 PM CST
Gone With the Wind - a man disappears after a serious bout of constipation.
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jlw45
chandler, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:51 PM CST
SEABISCUET-----young and misgiuded boy looses pool privlages after taking a shite in the family swimming pool
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somechick
Somewhere,Ohio, Ohio USA
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:51 PM CST


Silence of the Lambs - a flock of sheep are struck by a shocking bout of laryngitis.
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jpunk
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 11:52 PM CST
jlw45 wrote:
GLADIATOR------gay man gets the hell beaten out of him after walking into a west texas truck stop, wearing his leather parade harness and chaps


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Did you notice the 1st 5 that I put up? I'm quite proud of the blob and face/off if I say so myself!
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