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are there many women that would think it strange...if one of there boyfriends testicles was bigger then the other two?..............................

Once upon a time in a land call CS. There was man who wanted to tell a jaoke. But the poor man had no idea what in hell a jaoke was. So he wrote this stupid stuff just trying to not look like he was so dumb as to not know what a jaoke was. The end!

I thought that was normal!

A man walks into a bar and says,"Damn that hurts! Who in hell put that damn bar up there!"

Here's one but it's kinda dumb.

A woman taking a shower hears a knock at her door. She thinks "I'm not going to get that because I don't have my robe or clothes handy."
There's another knock at the door and someone yells "Hello....blind man!" She thinks "Oh! He's blind! He won't know that I'm naked!
Hello! Can I help you?" He says "Nice body you have. Where would you like your blinds?"

Bill Gates picks his own punishment
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.

As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.

"The bottle has a hole in it!"

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.

"And it's missing three keys,"

"Which three?"

"Control, Alt and Delete."