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Dear uncle i am on the way to get you some smoke...

Brilliant!!!!!...I love it...so wise!....

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in a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol --- dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.
The third worm in sperm --- dead.
The fourth worm in soil --- alive.

So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

Dear uncle i am on the way to get you some smoke...

cut down drastically.but not quit yet.will before year end

What a good people around...

going out to have a smoke then...

u ppl wont let me quit i guess

Good luck Marti... keep it up. Me I don't want to quit, I don't smoke that much anyway.

Good morning

Even though am not a heavy smoker myself but i can already feel the difference as i picked up more appetite.

cut down drastically.but not quit yet.will before year end

Good morning

Even though am not a heavy smoker myself but i can already feel the difference as i picked up more appetite.

I am sorry

But first you need to pick up my undie from the floor.......

So what are you telling us????...you're putting on weight??....oh no!!....

so...do we have to have to change your handle???.....

from martifarti to mattifatti....

I'll only pick 'em up for you, if you're going to put 'em on for me....lol

Yea..have to quit by november actually: then our company goes "smoke free"....can't smoke at all during work time....its good, I guess....don't like the whole infringing on my right to do whats legal thing but...I can understand it.

Awwww that is not nice....

Nah...it's not meant badly...Marti's a sweety and she wears it well, believe me...her extra pounds all seem to land up in the right places......thing is, I'm also putting on weight here.....so I have to change my handle......I'm thinking of LaRoller....or "WillyWobble"...or BugibbaBarrel....or something.....what do you think??....

Good morning

Even though am not a heavy smoker myself but i can already feel the difference as i picked up more appetite.

I know you uncle,you are very kind person... I would like to see how much did you put on already,then i can tell you what to do next...what do you think about it ???? All i do is just because i care...