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Karma3 Somewhere India
[top] Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:15 PM CST : Beggars
Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several motorway services in England.

Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend .

Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day.

Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day.

Ahmed says, "Look at your sign. It says, "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."

Britons who see that do not feel as if they have accomplished anything by giving you money. You will still have no job and a large family. Now look at my sign."

So Hamid looks up and Ahmed's sign reads: "I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan "


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p_seg Central, Xlokk Malta
[top] Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:18 PM CST : Beggars
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Xtabentun Ontario, Ontario Canada
[top] Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:11 PM CST : Beggars
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Lillym Sliema, Majjistral Malta
[top] Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:13 PM CST : Beggars
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Steveno Bangalore India
[top] Sun Oct 5, 2008 3:21 AM CST : Beggars
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