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p_seg Central, Xlokk Malta
[top] Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:28 PM CST : Impressing Friends
Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the others.

The first man ordered his steak "rare -- red rare."

The second said, "Just pass mine through the flames and singe it a little. I want to see blood dripping out of it."

Not to be outdone, the third man said, "Aw, just turn the bull loose and I'll tear off a hunk as he goes by."
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Xtabentun Ontario, Ontario Canada
[top] Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:38 PM CST : Impressing Friends
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Hahaha, men rolling eyes
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somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
[top] Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:39 PM CST : Impressing Friends
rolling on the floor laughing
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RedHeadedTaurus Here, Michigan USA
[top] Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:39 PM CST : Impressing Friends
p_seg:

Not to be outdone, the third man said, "Aw, just turn the bull loose and I'll tear off a hunk as he goes by."






laugh

uh oh!



Thanks, P! wink
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p_seg Central, Xlokk Malta
[top] Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:42 PM CST : Impressing Friends
Xtabentun: Hahaha, men


Hmm, it had to be you to turn this joke against us men!! sigh





sticking out tongue wave
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Xtabentun Ontario, Ontario Canada
[top] Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:03 PM CST : Impressing Friends
blushing rolling eyes Oh,come on....you were offering on a silver plate here sticking out tongue ...can't refuse thatnow, can I?teddy bear
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p_seg Central, Xlokk Malta
[top] Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:06 PM CST : Impressing Friends
Xtabentun: Oh,come on....you were offering on a silver plate here ...can't refuse thatnow, can I?

Was only pulling your leg!! laugh

Nice pic btw!! thumbs up
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Xtabentun Ontario, Ontario Canada
[top] Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:07 PM CST : Impressing Friends
p_seg: Was only pulling your leg!!

Nice pic btw!!


hahaha, right! rolling on the floor laughing

Thank you, my out of vacation face wink
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