Paddy goes to confession and tells the priest, "Bless me father for I have sinned. It's been three weeks since my last confession and in that time, I have committed the sin of adultery."
The priest say's, "Was it with Brigitte O'Hara?"
Paddy say's, "I'm sorry father, but I can't tell you who it was with."
So the priest say's, ' I'll bet it was with Mary O'Houlihan, the hussy."
Paddy say's, " I'm sorry father, but I really can't tell you who it was."
The priest say's, "Was it with Rose O'Connell?" Paddy responds, "I've told you already, I can't say who it was."
So the priest say's, "you are a wicked old man, Paddy O'Reilly, I want you to say six hail Mary's and don't let me hear that you have sinned again."
As he was walking home, he bumps into his friend Seamus who say's, "Paddy! How are ye? Is it the church ye be coming from?"
And Paddy say's, "Aye Seamus, I've just been to confession."
"How was it?"
"Oh not too bad, I got six hail Mary's and three new leads."
