Real Moms don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it.
Real Moms know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.
Real Moms often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids.
Real Moms know that dried play dough doesn't come out of carpet.
Real Moms don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up.
Real Moms sometimes ask 'Why me?' and get their answer when a little voice says, 'Cause I love you best.'
Real Moms know that a child 's growth is not measured by height or
years or grade.... It is marked by the progression of Mommy to Mama to Mom.
