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Man 'who had sex with park bench' cut free

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 12:17 PM CST
Police and medical personnel were called to Lan Tian park in Hong Kong after the man, named as 41-year-old local Le Xing, got into difficulty after he put his penis through a hole in the bench and got stuck when he became aroused.

Mr Xing, described in reports as "lonely and disturbed", told police that he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench.

When officers and doctors arrived at the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood. But their efforts proved unsuccessful, forcing them to cut the bench from the ground and take it, with Xing attached, to a city hospital.

It took doctors four hours to cut him free. They later said that if he had been stuck for just an hour longer they may have been forced to amputate his penis.


There have been several recent cases of people having sex with unusual objects. In May 2008, Edward Smith, claimed to be involved in an intimate relationship with a white Volkswagen Beetle.

Separately, Scot Robert Stewart was placed on the sex offenders register after being caught having trying to copulate with a bicycle.



laugh laugh rolling eyes
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 12:18 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
Police and medical personnel were called to Lan Tian park in Hong Kong after the man, named as 41-year-old local Le Xing, got into difficulty after he put his penis through a hole in the bench and got stuck when he became aroused.

Mr Xing, described in reports as "lonely and disturbed", told police that he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench.

When officers and doctors arrived at the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood. But their efforts proved unsuccessful, forcing them to cut the bench from the ground and take it, with Xing attached, to a city hospital.

It took doctors four hours to cut him free. They later said that if he had been stuck for just an hour longer they may have been forced to amputate his penis.

There have been several recent cases of people having sex with unusual objects. In May 2008, Edward Smith, claimed to be involved in an intimate relationship with a white Volkswagen Beetle.

Separately, Scot Robert Stewart was placed on the sex offenders register after being caught having trying to copulate with a bicycle.



Damn Hong Kongians.......can't trust them with anything? frustrated









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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 12:18 PM CST
You are collecting these aren't you!!!

Sheep, donkeys benches bicycles.....where does it end? lol laugh
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 12:19 PM CST
First the dolphins now the bench....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing You are cracking me up Claayer..
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 12:20 PM CST
Claayer is promoting a multi-media, mixed-species orgy! laugh
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 12:37 PM CST
Jeez!! D'oh! As if we needed any further examples that it has to go somewhere...?? Anywhere... doesn't matter!! Just... somewhere!!
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 12:39 PM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
Jeez!! As if we needed any further examples that it has to go somewhere...?? Anywhere... doesn't matter!! Just... somewhere!!


Men!!!!!!giggle
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 12:39 PM CST
Fallingman wrote:
You are collecting these aren't you!!!

Sheep, donkeys benches bicycles.....where does it end? lol



It doesn't end.....Apparently anything with a hole is game......professor rolling eyes uh oh! dunno laugh
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 12:40 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
It doesn't end.....Apparently anything with a hole is game......


No, no....I think you are referring to golf! laugh
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tufty
Chelmsford, Essex, England UK
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 12:41 PM CST
That bench must sure have some damn powerful pelvic muscles blues
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 12:42 PM CST
Fallingman wrote:
No, no....I think you are referring to golf!



Geeze...don't give them any ideas...we'll be seeing that in the headlines next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The proverbial hole in one......stuck giggle stuck
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bodleing
Greater Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 12:55 PM CST
Fallingman wrote:
No, no....I think you are referring to golf!


But can you kep it up till the eighteenthdancing banana



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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 12:56 PM CST
Fallingman wrote:
You are collecting these aren't you!!!

Sheep, donkeys benches bicycles.....where does it end? lol


haha I read it in Telegraph snooty
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 12:57 PM CST
Lillym wrote:
First the dolphins now the bench.... You are cracking me up Claayer..


haha yeah.. and don't forget the old man and the pony on the roadside.. laugh


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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 12:57 PM CST
tufty wrote:
That bench must sure have some damn powerful pelvic muscles



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 1:00 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
Police and medical personnel were called to Lan Tian park in Hong Kong after the man, named as 41-year-old local Le Xing, got into difficulty after he put his penis through a hole in the bench and got stuck when he became aroused.

Mr Xing, described in reports as "lonely and disturbed", told police that he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench.

When officers and doctors arrived at the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood. But their efforts proved unsuccessful, forcing them to cut the bench from the ground and take it, with Xing attached, to a city hospital.

It took doctors four hours to cut him free. They later said that if he had been stuck for just an hour longer they may have been forced to amputate his penis.

There have been several recent cases of people having sex with unusual objects. In May 2008, Edward Smith, claimed to be involved in an intimate relationship with a white Volkswagen Beetle.

Separately, Scot Robert Stewart was placed on the sex offenders register after being caught having trying to copulate with a bicycle.


Beyond awesome....he should use lube next time...
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 1:01 PM CST


I think I see a pattern here........ all men huh?


So what do women ride? laugh
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 1:03 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
I think I see a pattern here........ all men huh? So what do women ride?


I forget.....giggle
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 1:04 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
Separately, Scot Robert Stewart was placed on the sex offenders register after being caught having trying to copulate with a bicycle.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Sorry, that's just too funny! How would you ... what would you ... where ... a bicycle for chrissake, I'm having trouble with the mental picture of this! rolling on the floor laughing
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 1:06 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
Police and medical personnel were called to Lan Tian park in Hong Kong after the man, named as 41-year-old local Le Xing, got into difficulty after he put his penis through a hole in the bench and got stuck when he became aroused.

Mr Xing, described in reports as "lonely and disturbed", told police that he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench.

When officers and doctors arrived at the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood. But their efforts proved unsuccessful, forcing them to cut the bench from the ground and take it, with Xing attached, to a city hospital.

It took doctors four hours to cut him free. They later said that if he had been stuck for just an hour longer they may have been forced to amputate his penis.

There have been several recent cases of people having sex with unusual objects. In May 2008, Edward Smith, claimed to be involved in an intimate relationship with a white Volkswagen Beetle.

Separately, Scot Robert Stewart was placed on the sex offenders register after being caught having trying to copulate with a bicycle.



laugh my mind boggles at which bit of the bicycle was getting his 'attentions' grin
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