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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 8:43 PM CST
how long my weiner was.

It seems everyone else knows about thiers.

So to measure mine I bought a 16' tape measure.

Then I pulled out a good two feet to measure. (tape not my wiener)

I saw on the tape a red dot at 6 and 1/4 inches.....

I assume this is average because at 16 inches the tape read STUD.

If mine was that long heck I would be a stud for sure.

I'm not gonna tell ya'll what it measure....

that my privates information.rolling on the floor laughing
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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 8:47 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
how long my weiner was.

It seems everyone else knows about thiers.

So to measure mine I bought a 16' tape measure.

Then I pulled out a good two feet to measure. (tape not my wiener)

I saw on the tape a red dot at 6 and 1/4 inches.....

I assume this is average because at 16 inches the tape read STUD.

If mine was that long heck I would be a stud for sure.

I'm not gonna tell ya'll what it measure....

that my privates information.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wine
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 8:49 PM CST
I did find out I could have bought a shorter tape measure!blushing
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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 8:50 PM CST
I have a micrometer. In the garage. uh oh!
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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 8:50 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
I did find out I could have bought a shorter tape measure!
comfort Well it will come in handy some day to measure something elsecomfort laugh wine
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 8:51 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
I did find out I could have bought a shorter tape measure!



They do sell those 6" elementary rulers. professor
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 8:51 PM CST
I find a $3.99 stud finder from Home Depot works just as well.

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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 8:51 PM CST
rwantin wrote:
I have a micrometer. In the garage.
laugh
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 8:51 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
I did find out I could have bought a shorter tape measure!




OMG you are 2 funny rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 8:52 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
I find a $3.99 stud finder from Home Depot works just as well.



Damn confused I'm not sure what that says about me... I own two laugh
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 8:52 PM CST
Don't tell your problems here! Keep that stuff private or their gonna laugh at you.rolling on the floor laughing




rwantin wrote:
I have a micrometer. In the garage.
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