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Queserasera
Cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 3:04 AM CST

Chocolate dunno
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VDLL1972
Rockin', California USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 3:19 AM CST
Love? dunno
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HondoLaneNJ
toms river, New Jersey USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 4:08 AM CST
Housework.....they don't get enough housework....mopping, vacuuming, scrubbing...it's the fountain of youth!



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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muppetkiller
Snyder, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 6:21 AM CST
HondoLaneNJ wrote:
Housework.....they don't get enough housework....mopping, vacuuming, scrubbing...it's the fountain of youth!


We're getting 85 % of guys like this, which leads to no sex (can you guess why?) and no sleep.

I'll bet he says this "it's the fountain of youth!", every time he pees on the toilet seat.
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 8:34 AM CST
Calcium! So drink your milk ladies!professor
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 8:37 AM CST
welshlady wrote:
calcium




yay for the cute one in the corner! Your a wiener.....uh..winner!



bouquet of flowers
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welshlady
cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 1:16 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
for the cute one in the corner! Your a wiener.....uh..winner!


so what do i win confused
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 1:23 PM CST
VDLL1972 wrote:
Love?


Well, I feel like I got all the love I need right now..... heart wings

grin

Its okay, Luis.... don't be scared!! uh oh!

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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 7:09 PM CST
welshlady wrote:
so what do i win



You get a free membership to the silly stuff club and a bouquet of flowers
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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 7:15 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
You get a free membership to the silly stuff club and a


hey,

who gave you the authorization to accept new members to my club?troll laugh
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 7:19 PM CST
airliner wrote:
hey,

who gave you the authorization to accept new members to my club?



Your club is the silly sh*t club remember!

D'oh! Drunk again!

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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 7:40 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
Your club is the silly sh*t club remember!

Drunk again!


go ahead, call it whatever you want.....chicks just love itlaugh
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 7:43 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing



handshake
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 7:45 PM CST


correct size vibrators? dunno
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somechick
Somewhere,Ohio, Ohio USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 7:49 PM CST
Women don't get paid enough?
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wixomwizard
Wixom, Michigan USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 7:56 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
for the cute one in the corner! Your a wiener.....uh..winner!
Damn, someone won already? I was going for implantsrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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RedHeadedTaurus
Here, Michigan USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 8:56 PM CST
Intercourse...? dunno



devil



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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 9:10 PM CST
RedHeadedTaurus wrote:
Intercourse...?


confused
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RedHeadedTaurus
Here, Michigan USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 9:15 PM CST
airliner wrote:
confused





Uh... sorry. Thought this was the random thought thread... yeah, that's it... light bulb


innocent

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bob1959
otisfield, Maine USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 9:21 PM CST
Bathroom scales that subtract 10 lbs.
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