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So, even the nurses are married




LovingMassage
Central Missouri, Missouri USA
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 8:14 AM CST
Well, I had several people mention "good looking nurses" to me after my hospital stay.

I had a bevy of about 12 nurses assigned to me during the week of my hospital stay. 9 were, um, shall we say, aesthetically challenged.

3 were ok enough. 1 was gorgeous.

The 3 that I was mildly interested in and the 1 that was gorgeous were, guess what - ALL MARRIED!

And thus my frustrations continue.

I can't even get sponge bathed by a hotty who is eligible.
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EnSilencio
Almunecar, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 8:18 AM CST
LovingMassage wrote:
Well, I had several people mention "good looking nurses" to me after my hospital stay.

I had a bevy of about 12 nurses assigned to me during the week of my hospital stay. 9 were, um, shall we say, aesthetically challenged.

3 were ok enough. 1 was gorgeous.

The 3 that I was mildly interested in and the 1 that was gorgeous were, guess what - ALL MARRIED!

And thus my frustrations continue.

I can't even get sponge bathed by a hotty who is eligible.


I am sorry, but 9+3+1=?

You just went away and forgot all about the married nurse, there laugh
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 8:18 AM CST
LovingMassage wrote:
Well, I had several people mention "good looking nurses" to me after my hospital stay.

I had a bevy of about 12 nurses assigned to me during the week of my hospital stay. 9 were, um, shall we say, aesthetically challenged.

3 were ok enough. 1 was gorgeous.

The 3 that I was mildly interested in and the 1 that was gorgeous were, guess what - ALL MARRIED!

And thus my frustrations continue.

I can't even get sponge bathed by a hotty who is eligible.


Maybe you overlooked the goldmine. Did you check out the janitorial staff at the hospital? They need love too. grin
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LovingMassage
Central Missouri, Missouri USA
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 8:22 AM CST
roflol, sorry, I am still on a TON of pain meds. should be 8 were aesthetically challenged.

At least I think there were 8. Heck, for all I know, there could have been 4 and I was seeing double.
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EnSilencio
Almunecar, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 9:01 AM CST
LovingMassage wrote:
roflol, sorry, I am still on a TON of pain meds. should be 8 were aesthetically challenged.

At least I think there were 8. Heck, for all I know, there could have been 4 and I was seeing double.


rolling on the floor laughing

That makes the married one a midget, then? Indy, come here, sort this out !!
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 9:03 AM CST
EnSilencio wrote:
That makes the married one a midget, then? Indy, come here, sort this out !!



Sorry...I can't be everything to everyone.....sometimes people have to sort out their own challenges. laugh
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hrt4lse
Redding, California USA
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 9:08 AM CST
LovingMassage wrote:
Well, I had several people mention "good looking nurses" to me after my hospital stay.

I had a bevy of about 12 nurses assigned to me during the week of my hospital stay. 9 were, um, shall we say, aesthetically challenged.

3 were ok enough. 1 was gorgeous.

The 3 that I was mildly interested in and the 1 that was gorgeous were, guess what - ALL MARRIED!

And thus my frustrations continue.

I can't even get sponge bathed by a hotty who is eligible.


<== Eligible & would do a sponge bath
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EnSilencio
Almunecar, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 9:33 AM CST
Indyfella wrote:
Sorry...I can't be everything to everyone.....sometimes people have to sort out their own challenges.


Yeah, and we all know how that usually ends dunno laugh
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2catchastar
Corning, New York USA
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 9:52 AM CST
LOL you must have gone to the wrong hospital. I am a nurse and I could send you pics of lots of nurses I work with and guess what, There all great looking and most all are divorced or never married and the majority don't even have an exclusive.
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EnSilencio
Almunecar, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 9:54 AM CST
2catchastar wrote:
LOL you must have gone to the wrong hospital. I am a nurse and I could send you pics of lots of nurses I work with and guess what, There all great looking and most all are divorced or never married and the majority don't even have an exclusive.


Is that good or bad news? ...
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 10:01 AM CST
LovingMassage wrote:
I can't even get sponge bathed by a hotty who is eligible.


Check out "Backpage.com"....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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2catchastar
Corning, New York USA
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 10:02 AM CST
EnSilencio wrote:
Is that good or bad news? ...

Depends on what side of the fence your looking at it from
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 10:05 AM CST
2catchastar wrote:
LOL you must have gone to the wrong hospital. I am a nurse and I could send you pics of lots of nurses I work with and guess what, There all great looking and most all are divorced or never married and the majority don't even have an exclusive.


super On my way to NY, looking to check into hospital..grin

NURSE!!!!!!!!!!! OH Nurse...devil
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 10:05 AM CST
LovingMassage wrote:
Well, I had several people mention "good looking nurses" to me after my hospital stay.

I had a bevy of about 12 nurses assigned to me during the week of my hospital stay. 9 were, um, shall we say, aesthetically challenged.

3 were ok enough. 1 was gorgeous.

The 3 that I was mildly interested in and the 1 that was gorgeous were, guess what - ALL MARRIED!

And thus my frustrations continue.

I can't even get sponge bathed by a hotty who is eligible.


comfort Neveer mind plenty of other ehmmmm nurses going round... laugh Good to see you back wave
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2catchastar
Corning, New York USA
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 10:08 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
On my way to NY, looking to check into hospital..

NURSE!!!!!!!!!!! OH Nurse...

LOL Call light pleaser use our call light.
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2catchastar
Corning, New York USA
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 10:09 AM CST
2catchastar wrote:
LOL Call light pleaser use our call light.

Did I mention that I work in a nursing home? The fit work where the strenght is needed the rest work in hospitals (just kidding)
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 10:14 AM CST
2catchastar wrote:
LOL Call light pleaser use our call light.


Constantly!!!!!!!!!!devil
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 10:15 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
Constantly!!!!!!!!!!


light bulb NURSE!!!!!!!! Oh nurse.....grin
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 10:16 AM CST
2catchastar wrote:
Did I mention that I work in a nursing home? The fit work where the strenght is needed the rest work in hospitals (just kidding)


Did I mention I am old & senile.....devil
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 10:17 AM CST
2catchastar wrote:
Did I mention that I work in a nursing home? The fit work where the strenght is needed the rest work in hospitals (just kidding)


I bet you could keep me "home"...devil



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