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AudrysSis Riga, Riga Latvia
All these months, in every one of the 500+ chats (? I've really lost count, but there've been loads) with members of the opposite sex, I have tried to present myself as honestly and truthfully as I could. Nothing has ever worked out and I always ended up blamed for being "too serious" (though I LOVE to laugh), "too cold" (though I am warm and caring) or "too independent" (though I am here to find someone to depend on).

I think from now on I will start saying things I DO NOT mean, giving responses that I do not believe are true, providing corrupt and untrue information about my life, family, background, job, interests and so on. Maybe then I'll find someone at last. In this weird and illogical world, perhaps it really doesn't pay off to be "honest" and "true". confused laugh
Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Insincerity is the mother of invention! professor

...or something like that! laugh
Sommerauer71 Hallein , Salzburg Austria
AudrysSis: All these months, in every one of the 500+ chats (? I've really lost count, but there've been loads) with members of the opposite sex, I have tried to present myself as honestly and truthfully as I could. Nothing has ever worked out and I always ended up blamed for being "too serious" (though I LOVE to laugh), "too cold" (though I am warm and caring) or "too independent" (though I am here to find someone to depend on).

I think from now on I will start saying things I DO NOT mean, giving responses that I do not believe are true, providing corrupt and untrue information about my life, family, background, job, interests and so on. Maybe then I'll find someone at last. In this weird and illogical world, perhaps it really doesn't pay off to be "honest" and "true".




Hi Audry

Humm, yes, I can see where you are coming from.

I have been described as tough, which I am not, too hard, which I am not, too set in my ways, which I have a very open mind.

So, if I became a needy, co-dependant, emotional wreck, I may get somewhere?




AudrysSis Riga, Riga Latvia
Fallingman: Insincerity is the mother of invention!

...or something like that!


laugh laugh

Sommerauer71: So, if I became a needy, co-dependant, emotional wreck, I may get somewhere?


dunno laugh If it does work for you, please do let me know! rolling on the floor laughing



gingerb Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland
AudrysSis: All these months, in every one of the 500+ chats (? I've really lost count, but there've been loads) with members of the opposite sex, I have tried to present myself as honestly and truthfully as I could. Nothing has ever worked out and I always ended up blamed for being "too serious" (though I LOVE to laugh), "too cold" (though I am warm and caring) or "too independent" (though I am here to find someone to depend on).

I think from now on I will start saying things I DO NOT mean, giving responses that I do not believe are true, providing corrupt and untrue information about my life, family, background, job, interests and so on. Maybe then I'll find someone at last. In this weird and illogical world, perhaps it really doesn't pay off to be "honest" and "true".


Anyone who says you are TOO anything has problems, and you are not the problem. They are the problem!

wine
Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Exactly....right on the money.

..oh, and btw, thanks for those terrific photos of you, with Claudia Schiffer's body photoshopped onto your head.....very sexy.

....when can we cam??....


angel


AudrysSis: All these months, in every one of the 500+ chats (? I've really lost count, but there've been loads) with members of the opposite sex, I have tried to present myself as honestly and truthfully as I could. Nothing has ever worked out and I always ended up blamed for being "too serious" (though I LOVE to laugh), "too cold" (though I am warm and caring) or "too independent" (though I am here to find someone to depend on).

I think from now on I will start saying things I DO NOT mean, giving responses that I do not believe are true, providing corrupt and untrue information about my life, family, background, job, interests and so on. Maybe then I'll find someone at last. In this weird and illogical world, perhaps it really doesn't pay off to be "honest" and "true".
Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
gingerb: Anyone who says you are TOO anything has problems, and you are not the problem. They are the problem!


You are too harsh Ginger! laugh
Sommerauer71 Hallein , Salzburg Austria
AudrysSis: If it does work for you, please do let me know!



I will, although, they may be in for a shock!

I read so many people who state that they have been screwed by women, and read that women have been screwed by men.

My requirements are simple.

1. I need no cash, I earn my own.

2. I do not need a father for my children, they have one.

3. I do not need a ticket, if I like you, I can buy my own.

4. I am not looking for a place to live, I have one in two countries.

So looking at that logically and doing some reverse psychology,

1. I do not care what you earn.

2. I love children and if you have some, great.

3. If you live overseas and we hit it off, great, I will visit or you are more than welcome to visit me.

4. I have a great terrace, so if I dislike you, you sleep out there for the evening!

laugh

It is dead simple.




gingerb Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland
Sommerauer71: Hi Audry

Humm, yes, I can see where you are coming from.

I have been described as tough, which I am not, too hard, which I am not, too set in my ways, which I have a very open mind.

So, if I became a needy, co-dependant, emotional wreck, I may get somewhere?


I have had the same things said in the past. There isn't anything wrong with any of us.

Men who tell women things like that are insecure or jealous of a woman's success or still stuck in a role where they are miffed because they are not going to be seen as the strong part of a relationship.

Strength is inside. It is the core in us that allows other people to be themselves. It is not some controlling ego trip where people have to role play from the 1940s.

Remember if they are rejecting good women then they obviously don't have a clue about making themselves happy, never mind us. We are a lot better off without people like that. Life is hard enough.wine
Sommerauer71 Hallein , Salzburg Austria
gingerb: Anyone who says you are TOO anything has problems, and you are not the problem. They are the problem!



Absolutely, so bye bye gentlemen...

Sommerauer71 Hallein , Salzburg Austria
gingerb: I have had the same things said in the past. There isn't anything wrong with any of us.

Men who tell women things like that are insecure or jealous of a woman's success or still stuck in a role where they are miffed because they are not going to be seen as the strong part of a relationship.

Strength is inside. It is the core in us that allows other people to be themselves. It is not some controlling ego trip where people have to role play from the 1940s.

Remember if they are rejecting good women then they obviously don't have a clue about making themselves happy, never mind us. We are a lot better off without people like that. Life is hard enough.



Raise my glass to that!

Oh and another one, I do not need a person to make me happy, nobody can make me anything, apart from dinner.

I am happy.

Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
A minor oversight I'm sure, but you seemed to have missed one last item on your first list...

5. I do not need a man, I already have one.


nicht wahr??....



rolling on the floor laughing





Sommerauer71: I will, although, they may be in for a shock!

I read so many people who state that they have been screwed by women, and read that women have been screwed by men.

My requirements are simple.

1. I need no cash, I earn my own.

2. I do not need a father for my children, they have one.

3. I do not need a ticket, if I like you, I can buy my own.

4. I am not looking for a place to live, I have one in two countries.

So looking at that logically and doing some reverse psychology,

1. I do not care what you earn.

2. I love children and if you have some, great.

3. If you live overseas and we hit it off, great, I will visit or you are more than welcome to visit me.

4. I have a great terrace, so if I dislike you, you sleep out there for the evening!



It is dead simple.
kissmedeeply Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
AudrysSis: All these months, in every one of the 500+ chats (? I've really lost count, but there've been loads) with members of the opposite sex, I have tried to present myself as honestly and truthfully as I could. Nothing has ever worked out and I always ended up blamed for being "too serious" (though I LOVE to laugh), "too cold" (though I am warm and caring) or "too independent" (though I am here to find someone to depend on).

I think from now on I will start saying things I DO NOT mean, giving responses that I do not believe are true, providing corrupt and untrue information about my life, family, background, job, interests and so on. Maybe then I'll find someone at last. In this weird and illogical world, perhaps it really doesn't pay off to be "honest" and "true".


aww it always does Pay to be honest..

I have found a great man and he is to the fullest in being honest..

And yeh sometimes i say to him sometimes can you not be so honestlaugh

But i would only want honesty and nothing elsewave



BnaturAl Sarnia, Ontario Canada
AudrysSis: All these months, in every one of the 500+ chats (? I've really lost count, but there've been loads) with members of the opposite sex, I have tried to present myself as honestly and truthfully as I could. Nothing has ever worked out and I always ended up blamed for being "too serious" (though I LOVE to laugh), "too cold" (though I am warm and caring) or "too independent" (though I am here to find someone to depend on).

I think from now on I will start saying things I DO NOT mean, giving responses that I do not believe are true, providing corrupt and untrue information about my life, family, background, job, interests and so on. Maybe then I'll find someone at last. In this weird and illogical world, perhaps it really doesn't pay off to be "honest" and "true".


depends on what you consider to be a successful 'payoff'

not sure you'd like the payoff from dishonesty confused


wave



gingerb Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland
Fallingman: You are too harsh Ginger!


How do you figure that? confused I'm a sweet gentle old lady.rolling on the floor laughing

I'll put it another way then. I someone says you are too something, then they are finding fault. You don't fit their obviously narrow standards for what is in their mind.

Who wants a narrow minded nit-picker?grin
Sommerauer71 Hallein , Salzburg Austria
Lagoona22: A minor oversight I'm sure, but you seemed to have missed one last item on your first list...

5. I do not need a man, I already have one.nicht wahr??....



Ah but I do not!




BnaturAl Sarnia, Ontario Canada
Sommerauer71: I will, although, they may be in for a shock!

I read so many people who state that they have been screwed by women, and read that women have been screwed by men.

My requirements are simple.

1. I need no cash, I earn my own.

2. I do not need a father for my children, they have one.

3. I do not need a ticket, if I like you, I can buy my own.

4. I am not looking for a place to live, I have one in two countries.

So looking at that logically and doing some reverse psychology,

1. I do not care what you earn.

2. I love children and if you have some, great.

3. If you live overseas and we hit it off, great, I will visit or you are more than welcome to visit me.

4. I have a great terrace, so if I dislike you, you sleep out there for the evening!



It is dead simple.



applause under the moon and stars .... so romantic ,even when you dont like someone smitten

I'm assuming breakfast is still on grin



gingerb Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland
Sommerauer71: Raise my glass to that!

Oh and another one, I do not need a person to make me happy, nobody can make me anything, apart from dinner.

I am happy.


thumbs up

Real men see and appreciate the strengths in a strong woman.wine
Sommerauer71 Hallein , Salzburg Austria
BnaturAl: under the moon and stars .... so romantic ,even when you dont like someone

I'm assuming breakfast is still on



Oh I am, I would always make sure my guests are comfortable.

Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
BnaturAl: depends on what you consider to be a successful 'payoff'

not sure you'd like the payoff from dishonesty



Well I do know crap doesn't pay very good!!!!!!!!!!!



wave rolling eyes dunno uh oh! laugh




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