Sommerauer71: Gottove the Brits.
In our local bar back in the UK, there was a group of Americans, and I say this without prejudice, but we are great at taking the piss in the UK.
They sat there and our pub is a gastro pub, they had been travelling, London, Edinburgh and had come to see Shakepeares place, and I over heard them talking,
'Where shall we eat today?' - man with vey interesting outfit on.
'Lets go to McDonalds again' Woman
'But we have been there everyday since we got here, lets try subway' Man
We were falling about laughing, you come all the way from the US, travel to beautiful places and each day you have McD?
So I had to interrrupt, I had to, and I recommended some food from our menu, they were interested and telling me how English they all were and they were Irish and from Scotland, you know the usual.
Out comes lunch, and then the good old English Mustard, oh anything English, they lash it on, well I sat there and tried to explain how hot English mustard was, nope, I did not understand Arthur Bryants they told me, they loved English mustard and had had it before. Lashings of the stuff, the Chef put his knife down to view this.
And the first bite came, the eyes starting watering, his face went red and the lovely young waitress came up and discreetly popped a jug of water down.
Howling, for hours.
I would've too...and they deserved what they got for their arrogance!