One day a guy died & found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with the demon.
The demon asked, why so glum?
The guy responded, 'What do you think, I'm in hell!'
'Hell's not so bad', the demon said. 'We actually have a lot of fun down here
'You a drinking man?'
'Sure', the man said. 'I love to drink'.
'Well you gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink.
We drink till we throw up & then we drink some more.
The guy is astounded, 'Damn, that sound great'
'You a smoker', the demon asked.
'You better believe it'
'You gonna love Tuesdays' We get the finest cigars from all over the world & smoke our lungs out! If you get cancer, big deal, you're dead anyway, remember?'
'Wow, the guy said, 'Thats awesome"
The demon continued, 'I bet you like to gamble'
'Why yes, as a matter of fact I do'
'Wednesdays you can gamble all day'
Craps, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs.'
The guy said, 'Are you kidding? I love drugs. You don't mean.................
'Thats right, Thursdays is drug day. Help yourself to the big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie, the size of a submarine. You can do drugs all you like, you're dead. who cares'
'Wow' the guy said, starting to feel better about the situation, 'I never thought hell was such a cool place'
The demon
said, 'You Gay?'
'NO'
'Ooooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!'
