Don't know how many of you ladies, or men, remember Maxine (of the greeting cards), but thought I'd share a few of her quotes with you.
MAXINE.......Gotta Love Her !!!!
Men are always whining about how we're suffocating them. Personally, I think if you can hear them whining you're not pressing hard enough on the pillow !!
When the neighbors play music too loud, I dance naked......Shuts 'em down pretty quick.
Getting older is like visiting an all-you-can-eat buffet........What should be hot is cold, what should be firm is limp, and the buns are bigger than anything else on the menu !!
Ever notice how people who tell you to calm down......are the ones that pissed you off in the first place !!!
Tried on a thong yesterday.....I'm still trying to dig it out.
I think I must be wearing a "wonder where they went" bra.
Enjoy !!!!!!
