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Life is a two way street!

Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 9:42 PM CST
No matter which side you are on.....there will be someone come along and run your ass over.grin
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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 9:43 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
No matter which side you are on.....there will be someone come along and run your ass over.
thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing Very true!! Hey funny picturerolling on the floor laughing
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 9:43 PM CST
professor I am going to stand on the sidewalk then thanks for the heads up grin grin laugh laugh
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Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 9:45 PM CST
I actually had that happen... though an accident, it was.





I got right back up again
head banger





Your nose looks kinda ... uh ... black-ish dunno





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mrsmiles4444
Colonial Beach, Virginia USA
Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 9:45 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
No matter which side you are on.....there will be someone come along and run your ass over.


but it sure can be fun when you find someone riding in your direction on a long journey called LIFE. with a smile to light up the way,and an fine a_ _ to keep you warm on those chilly nights. rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 9:47 PM CST
RedHeadedTaurus wrote:
Your nose looks kinda ... uh ... black-ish






Okay ... scratch that, now. giggle
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 9:47 PM CST
Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way!grin
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Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 9:49 PM CST
Thats why so many women get knocked up!rolling on the floor laughing
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pyaremohan
delhi India
Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 9:51 PM CST
Go straight n take a right turn professor
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Shanmariee
Spokane Valley, Washington USA
Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 9:51 PM CST
desmond wrote:
I am going to stand on the sidewalk then thanks for the heads up



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Yeah me too. Sidewalk good! But unfortunately, I have a feeling that we'll still get ran over! laugh
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 9:53 PM CST
Shanmariee wrote:
Yeah me too. Sidewalk good! But unfortunately, I have a feeling that we'll still get ran over!



If Rilly is driving then no one is safe it does not matter where you stand laugh laugh laugh laugh
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Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 9:57 PM CST
desmond wrote:
If Rilly is driving then no one is safe it does not matter where you stand




SOMEONE HAS TO CLEAN OUT THE DITCHS!rolling on the floor laughing
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Shanmariee
Spokane Valley, Washington USA
Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 9:57 PM CST
desmond wrote:
If Rilly is driving then no one is safe it does not matter where you stand


Probably very true! rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 9:59 PM CST
THEY SAY MAN WAS DESENDED FROM MONKEYS....I DON'T BELIEVE IT!





dancing banana
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somechick
Somewhere,Ohio, Ohio USA
Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 10:14 PM CST
desmond wrote:
I am going to stand on the sidewalk then thanks for the heads up



Actually it's if you don't like how I drive then stay off the sidewalk.laugh
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 10:16 PM CST
somechick wrote:
Actually it's if you don't like how I drive then stay off the sidewalk.




Hope you hit me then you might show me some love because you feel bad laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
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Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 10:16 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
THEY SAY MAN WAS DESENDED FROM MONKEYS....I DON'T BELIEVE IT!







Ah ha... so, in the first pic you had up, your nose appeared to be all black & blue - pretty messed up looking... conversing



Damn two way streets!?!
comfort











red nose
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somechick
Somewhere,Ohio, Ohio USA
Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 10:16 PM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way!



I saw this very same saying on the bumper sticker of a semi and the fine print read at the bottom said "But do something."laugh
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somechick
Somewhere,Ohio, Ohio USA
Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 10:17 PM CST
desmond wrote:
Hope you hit me then you might show me some love because you feel bad



Will a great big bear hug do?teddy bear
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Aug 21, 2008, 10:21 PM CST
somechick wrote:
Will a great big bear hug do?



devil devil grin grin Now that is a great start I might not want to let go blushing help help



laugh laugh laugh laugh
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