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Later Claayer, Take care.

The only way to become seen as "perfect" here is to arrive and kiss a ton of A**

And what's the problem now?

I think that lets most of us off the hook then lol

Are you happy now that I responded.

Are you happy now that I responded.

I think more people see me as a pain in the @r$e rather than the perfect opinion I have of myself. Unless they're in denile or even denial

Oh no, I just realised the questions about the people on here and not how people see us in real life In that case I'm sure everyone on here thinks I'm an icon of perfection

No one is perfect or ever will be.

I AM PERFECT.




A perfect bitch if you piss me off

A perfect sucker for a stray

A perfect idiot when I´m drunk or in love (both having the same mind numbing & giddy effect)

A perfect grump when I´m tired

A perfect slob in my housekeeping skills (very messy but clean)

I could go on but all this perfection is going to my head....

You forgot perfectly funny too..

No, they don't see me as perfect, but imperfect people do not have this ability ..



I am as perfect as it gets, so you can all stop trying now.

I am perfect. lol Perfectly idiotic at times and perfectly full of my own opinions, but life has a perfect way of humbling me.

I am by no means perfect! And I hoe I never gave that impression. I have a lot of flaws some small and some not so small.
I am Barbie beautiful, I let my house work go more then I should, My cooking is not great! there are a few dishes I make that are retty damn good and everyone likes. There are other things no matter how hard I try can not get right. I even set my kitchen on fire once just trying to pop popcorn.
As far as being the perfect friend no, I have hurt my friends feelings before, I have been frustrated and taken it out on my friends. I have stood my friends up on occassion. But I do love my friends and they know it.
Heck I doubt that I would even make a very good lover as I have had not much experience with it.
I do know that I strive for perfection but most of the time I fall to damn short of it.
I would never want anyone to think I was perfect, because I could never add up to there expectations.

Old Song:

Oh Lord It`s Hard To Be Humble Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can

Yeehaw

adjective perfect: accurate, blameless, consummate, correct, excellent, exemplary, expert, exquisite, faultless, flawless, ideal, immaculate, impeccable, inerrant, inerratic, infallible, integral, inviolate, irreproachable, mature, plenary, proficient, saintly

verb perfect: absolute, accomplish, accurate, blameless, complete, consummate, correct, culminating, develop, elaborate, entire, exact, excellent, expert, exquisite, faultless, fine, finish, finished, flawless, fulfill, holy, ideal, immaculate, impeccable, improve, infallible, irreproachable, masterly, perfectivize, precise, pure, realize, retouch, right, sinless, sound, stainless, suitable, thorough, unblemished, unerring, unimpaired, unimpeachable, unmarred, untarnished, utopian, whole

I'm working on being/feeling whole ... still working on it!!! Must mean I'm not perfect yet!!! Drat!!!!!




I was wondering ... Is there such thing as "inverted perfection"?

How would you invert perfection?

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble

when you're perfect in every way.

I can't wait to look in the mirror

cause I get better looking each day.

To know me is to love me

I must be a hell of a woman.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble

but I'm doing the best that I can.

Same sort of idea as inverted snobbery ?