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Is my pussy in danger from crazy neighbour?

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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 5:58 PM CST




A lot of women have a cold pussy.... Don't feel lonesome.
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 5:59 PM CST


He's sooooooooooooooooo wrong.























Cuz women are much better at having babies. professor
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:01 PM CST


Dang......I answered the wrong thread......rolling on the floor laughing D'oh!
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friendsfirst
Burbank, Illinois USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:03 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
A lot of women have a cold pussy.... Don't feel lonesome.


Good place to keep my beer.laugh
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friendsfirst
Burbank, Illinois USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:05 PM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
Wel, you can't waste good meat like that, were i come from that's some gooood fixin's...


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I like that one.
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sexydivabella
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:05 PM CST
friendsfirst wrote:
Good place to keep my beer.


think Indy got all your beer rolling on the floor laughing
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:06 PM CST
sexydivabella wrote:
think Indy got all your beer



laugh
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jlw45
chandler, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:07 PM CST
sexydivabella wrote:
Hey my first thread

Ok so my neighbours cat got run over last week

I was full of sympathy and tea and chocolate and tissues (for her, not cat)

2 days later I call over to see how she is - still

que more tea etc

I (stupidly ) ask how funeral went...

she tells me she couldn't face burying cat so put cat in her freezer!

I looked like I had a stroke cos was trying not to laugh/look horrified....

now 10 days later ..... cat still in freezer ....

I realise she has key to my house to mind my cat when I am away

so what I want to know is:

should I get key back?
move?
Be afraid for my pussy?
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing on your next visit, dont have any icecream...you just might get a hair-ball......idea she should get the cat stuffed....no more cat litter....no more cat foodprofessor .............rolling on the floor laughing
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jlw45
chandler, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:09 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
A lot of women have a cold pussy.... Don't feel lonesome.
so, you've met my ex huh?cold
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:09 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
Dang......I answered the wrong thread......


Ha Ha...That's what ya get...it's called KARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!



sticking out tongue
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sexydivabella
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:11 PM CST
jlw45 wrote:
on your next visit, dont have any icecream...you just might get a hair-ball...... she should get the cat stuffed....no more cat litter....no more cat food .............



laugh maybe she can have my cat too - save on bills


and barfing to eating in her house


it has to be wrong

wonder if she will thaw it out before the burial confused
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jlw45
chandler, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:14 PM CST
sexydivabella wrote:
maybe she can have my cat too - save on billsand to eating in her houseit has to be wrong

wonder if she will thaw it out before the burial
rolling on the floor laughing nope....everytime she'll go to get a scoop ,she'll start crying...thinking of her cold kittyrolling on the floor laughing
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jlw45
chandler, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:16 PM CST
sexydivabella wrote:
maybe she can have my cat too - save on billsand to eating in her houseit has to be wrong

wonder if she will thaw it out before the burial
ooops.....i misread that.....THAW it out....i read throw it outrolling on the floor laughing ....it might be easier to get in the box frozen
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friendsfirst
Burbank, Illinois USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:16 PM CST
sexydivabella wrote:
think Indy got all your beer



Toby Keith - Get Drunk And Be Somebodyhead banger
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jlw45
chandler, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:18 PM CST
friendsfirst wrote:
Toby Keith - Get Drunk And Be Somebody
HEY, thats for ''what are you listening to'' thread....we're talin' about cold pussy hererolling on the floor laughing
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:19 PM CST
I don't even want to look in my freezer now and I have to find something for dinner tonight.uh oh!
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sexydivabella
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:21 PM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
I don't even want to look in my freezer now and I have to find something for dinner tonight.


so my neighbours address is ........rolling on the floor laughing
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:22 PM CST
mychelle wrote:
naughty...not nice
uh oh! uh oh! laugh
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jlw45
chandler, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:22 PM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
I don't even want to look in my freezer now and I have to find something for dinner tonight.
hmmm....taco's el gato?...yummierolling on the floor laughing
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:22 PM CST
friendsfirst wrote:
I like that one.
grin
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