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Is my pussy in danger from crazy neighbour?




HondoLaneNJ
toms river, New Jersey USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:55 PM CST
sexydivabella wrote:
would you thaw it out first


Wait.....I didn't say nothing about freezing the damn thing!
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sexydivabella
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:59 PM CST
HondoLaneNJ wrote:
Wait.....I didn't say nothing about freezing the damn thing!



yeah but we are talking about frozen pussy here laugh
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phoenix
paris, Ile-de-France France
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 6:59 PM CST
HondoLaneNJ wrote:
Wait.....I didn't say nothing about freezing the damn thing!



it's ok I'm very good a warming up frozen pussydevil cats meow

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sexydivabella
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 7:01 PM CST
phoenix wrote:
it's ok I'm very good a warming up frozen pussy


you should have stayed with your ex so rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

oh sorry that was some else earlier blushing
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phoenix
paris, Ile-de-France France
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 7:06 PM CST
sexydivabella wrote:
you should have stayed with your ex so

oh sorry that was some else earlier



Wot the enemy nope JAMAIS I am very happy with my frredom...very happy excuse the pun whats the 'craic' avout your neighbours pussy...can I be of any helpgrin
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 7:07 PM CST
sexydivabella wrote:
yeah but we are talking about frozen pussy here


Goes well with my lengthy post...dancing banana
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sexydivabella
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 7:08 PM CST
phoenix wrote:
Wot the enemy nope JAMAIS I am very happy with my frredom...very happy excuse the pun whats the 'craic' avout your neighbours pussy...can I be of any help



well with your talents I am sure you would have that pussy out of the freezer and purring in no time sticking out tongue
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sexydivabella
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 7:09 PM CST
mbcasey wrote:
Goes well with my lengthy post...


hey good evening mc wave

I can tell this is going to be a long one dancing elephant
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phoenix
paris, Ile-de-France France
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 7:13 PM CST
sexydivabella wrote:
well with your talents I am sure you would have that pussy out of the freezer and purring in no time


I like women I've never had...(song honest modsinnocent )
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HondoLaneNJ
toms river, New Jersey USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 7:25 PM CST
sexydivabella wrote:
yeah but we are talking about frozen pussy here


Crap.......anyone got a Microwave oven? laugh
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cmf333
warks UK
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 7:28 PM CST
Hell be damn afraid - lol blank it now forget the key change the locks !!!!!
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 7:29 PM CST
cmf333 wrote:
Hell be damn afraid - lol blank it now forget the key change the locks !!!!!


Nothing to be scared of...here, I'll hold you!!!hug
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 7:34 PM CST
sexydivabella wrote:
hey good evening mc

I can tell this is going to be a long one


bad kitty!devil
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Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 8:45 PM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
Ah, good luck on your first thread. Don't think the mods will like some of the words. I got no problem with it but rules...




Next thing you know she'll be saying "weiners" ....giggle
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 8:46 PM CST
Lionhearted1967 wrote:
Next thing you know she'll be saying "weiners" ....



wave rolling on the floor laughing That's such a bad word.....uh oh! rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 8:48 PM CST
I'm extremely disappointed. I thought this thread was going to be about sexual harrassment, not pet harrassment. D'oh!

mumbling

laugh

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iamsimply
Holland Landing, Ontario Canada
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 10:34 PM CST
My freezers full of cats!! I sell them to the Chinese restaurants!!cats meow pizza cats meow burger cats meow heart wings
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Dusty45
Louisville, Kentucky USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 10:49 PM CST



laugh Thank you, DivaBella, for posting this. Has been greatly

entertaining and I love your sense of humor.



cats meow
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Xtabentun
Ontario, Ontario Canada
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 10:50 PM CST
Is that pussy still freezing?confused rolling eyes
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Aug 24, 2008, 10:51 PM CST
sexydivabella wrote:
Hey my first thread

Ok so my neighbours cat got run over last week

I was full of sympathy and tea and chocolate and tissues (for her, not cat)

2 days later I call over to see how she is - still

que more tea etc

I (stupidly ) ask how funeral went...

she tells me she couldn't face burying cat so put cat in her freezer!

I looked like I had a stroke cos was trying not to laugh/look horrified....

now 10 days later ..... cat still in freezer ....

I realise she has key to my house to mind my cat when I am away

so what I want to know is:

should I get key back?
move?
Be afraid for my pussy?
Open a Chinese restruant with her.cats meow cats meow cats meow
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