"What does your boss do that drives you nuts?"
He has this annoying little habit of inhaling and then exhaling. Inhaling... Exhaling... Annoys the hell outta' me!
I even told him one day, "I sure wish you'd stop that!" With a blank look he said, "Stop what?" I said all that inhaling and exhaling, inhaling and exhaling... It drives me nuts!" He said, "What, you don't like it when I breathe?" I said, "BINGO! That's it! JUST STOP BREATHING! Geez, the nerve of some people!!!"
He stared at me for about 10 seconds and I cracked the barest hint of a smile. He said, "Aren't you supposed to be annoying somebody
else right now?"
For a 39 year old "kid" he's great boss and a pretty darn good sport!