dillydally: thanks for that demonstration see ladies ?
I say that we'll going out for a dinner dance.... here's the crafty party... I tell her it starts at 4pm.... she starts to get ready a 1pm.... by 3.45pm she's done.... RESULT
The dinner dance doesn't start till 7pm..... sounds like a plan... I get myself ready....in 40 mins
Flawless........ Yes................................ reality check NO!!!!!! C'mon guys....
You left her for forty minutes whilst you stroked your.... erm Ego
What has you little 'Cherry Bakewell' done in this time..... let me tell you!!!!
She's stood there looking in the Mirror... she's thinking 'My Hair's not right, Ma Bum looks big, I can't believe I thought I looked good in this........................... I'm getting changed!!!!!
Guy's we're ready to Rock N Roll........ do yourself a favour my brothers... grab a beer from the fridge and enjoy the football
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