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Justme4uok Northern CA, California USA
shipoker58: duct tape and wd40....all a man needs outside of the bedroom



Unless its Robert.... He gets excited in the bedroom from the fresh smell of WD 40...laugh



shipoker58 Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Justme4uok: Unless its Robert.... He gets excited in the bedroom from the fresh smell of WD 40...






PERV!!!



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
mbcasey: It does...unless the area taped is hairy....



Baby oil will release the adhesive ,,,, or if you are realy serious of releasing the adhesive- glyconol, hepizene( dry up or adhesive release) will disolve the adhesive ,,,, they will kill the outer layer of skin and don't use on the genitals ....... in the event ducy tape is fixing somthing there.


Dennis


















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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
I fixed my car with Duct tape with out it my car wouldn't startprofessor wink laugh

I fixed anything i can with it or super glueapplause wink
Tater springfield, Illinois USA
tipaly81: What is the deal with men and duct tape? Why are they convinced it will fix everything?
professor

professor Because it will....... and it's shiny...laugh
mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
They come in pretty colors now tooapplause wink Very handy for tying up burglars , putting things back together at least till you can afford to buy a new whatever.wink laugh



kkitty4u St Paul, Minnesota USA
tipaly81: What is the deal with men and duct tape? Why are they convinced it will fix everything?


not only that.... it really hurts when you pull it off rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
shipoker58: duct tape and wd40....all a man needs outside of the bedroom


I have wd40 in my medicin cabnet, but that is another thread, wd40 will also release duct tape.
Alaska is the duct tape capitol, more duct tape is sold there per capita than anywhere else and a very important note that i noticed by accident ,, duct tape conducts electricity. I learned this the knucklehead way.

Dennis
lanabyte Charleston, West Virginia USA
lorax111: Baby oil will release the adhesive ,,,, or if you are realy serious of releasing the adhesive- glyconol, hepizene( dry up or adhesive release) will disolve the adhesive ,,,, they will kill the outer layer of skin and don't use on the genitals ....... in the event ducy tape is fixing somthing there. Dennis
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Learned the hard way, didja? laugh
slim1977 werever I stop, there I am, Michigan USA
simple reason, we are taught that it fixes all, in manhood 101.
professor rolling on the floor laughing
druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Some of us women fix almost everything with it too...I used to love watching what they did with it on the Red Green show! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
mylifewithu: I fixed my car with Duct tape with out it my car wouldn't start

I fixed anything i can with it or super glue



Supper glue was originaly designed to be a subsatute for stitches. a version of it was used in the vietnaum war as 'sergical glue'. As they say bonds to skin and that was the origional idear.


Dennis ( my spelling is bad today, sorry)
mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
lorax111: Supper glue was originaly designed to be a subsatute for stitches. a version of it was used in the vietnaum war as 'sergical glue'. As they say bonds to skin and that was the origional idear. Dennis ( my spelling is bad today, sorry)
I know about superglue being used to glue wounds , I have seen guys use it that way.wink applause laugh thumbs up



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
lanabyte: Learned the hard way, didja?


I learned the hard way by splicing an electrical cord the right way with the wrong tape. I pluged it in and watched it ignite the carpet, my bed and everything the cord was draped across. LOL sometimes things don't need to be said othertimes there is going to be an idiot that will pour molten lead on their genitals and wounder what went wrong.


Dennis
druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
lorax111: I learned the hard way by splicing an electrical cord the right way with the wrong tape. I pluged it in and watched it ignite the carpet, my bed and everything the cord was draped across. LOL sometimes things don't need to be said othertimes there is going to be an idiot that will pour molten lead on their genitals and wounder what went wrong. Dennis


Oh, my...that's one heck of a way to find out why it's called "electrical tape", and the other is "duct tape"...and, thanks for that info. I'll make sure I use the right kind.

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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
mylifewithu: I know about superglue being used to glue wounds , I have seen guys use it that way.


It's great for paper cuts or clean cuts of the sort, dont get it in the cut however,,, a clean cut from a sharp sourse will almost heal imedatily if put it back together, glasing with glue will hold a clean cut together and keep crap out wile the cells do their job.


Dennis



lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
lorax111: It's great for paper cuts or clean cuts of the sort, dont get it in the cut however,,, a clean cut from a sharp sourse will almost heal imedatily if put it back together, glasing with glue will hold a clean cut together and keep crap out wile the cells do their job. Dennis


One of my titles is sheet metal mechanic, i worked as a duct man and we tend to just put duct tape on our cuts ( its funny that on a job site you can find an electriction by looking for the guy with electrical tape on his fingers, or the insulator by finding his tape and my friend the carpenter will probably have a nail stuck somewhere)
Well what i was getting at was i had to go to get stiches one day and the doctor said ' ya duct taped it?' as strang as it seems it did the trick untill i could get some sewing done.



Dennis
IMmeURyou De Pere, Wisconsin USA
mylifewithu:
I fixed anything i can with it or super glue


i fix my torn duct tape with super glue laugh drinking
mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
IMmeURyou: i fix my torn duct tape with super glue
Coolapplause applause I would have never thought of that.wink rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
IMmeURyou De Pere, Wisconsin USA
it's funny how i've never seen duct tape used on duct work, isn't that what it's original purpose was? confused




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