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No, granted HG, but there are some people who I just do not want to talk to, I ignore the flowers, emails, delete them and that is that.

If a 23 year old tells me he loves me, I do not respond.

Ditto.
They must be getting the message as they ar now older. So more believable, not to me anymore one was all it took for me to catch on.
Many stories are out there from those who did not catch on in time.

Oh and none care about your looks but only care about the inside.
Yet the first thing they say is about your looks.

I wrote this out of reaction on MySpace to so many spammers, scammers con etcs.
Hope you get a laugh.

oh my darling my american hamburger. lol


I just want to preface this by saying that I am not a racist but some of these phony emails from other places are really bugging me. All flowery and crap lol.

Here is an example:

Oh my darling angel face American hamburger. I want to cook you and put my bun of love around you. slather you with mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup, relish and honey until you are all moist and tender. I will then put on zee pickle onion tomato and lettuce and you will be a delectable morsel for me to enjoy when I am out in this lonely South African town. Of course as you think of me please send me all the contents of your bank account and forget the fact that my name is Mel and I am in some run down apartment building in New York City. Looking like Louie DePalma, smoking a cigar, pizza boxes everywhere. I really decrepit bedspread and really dark furniture from my Aunt Mildred.

I will make you think that you an ordinary American woman will be able to catch the heart soul and imagination of some foreign doctor or dignitary. Who will whisk you away to a life you have only read about in Harlequin novels. Yekkkk. I will wine and dine you but only in your imagination for the life you were groomed for. Not that 9 to 5 office job in a building with gray walls but on some exotic white sand beach. You, not a whale in a bikini but a hot tanned hard body laying back sipping an umbrella drink while the waiter hovers, and your dark haired lover boy makes million dollar deals over his computer.

You are the one I have looked for my whole life. Pure as driven snow beautimous angel of light. shining for all to see. Your a shining star no matter where you are a shining star yeahhh. Hey that's part of a song sorry got carried away. lol You are the savior of my life it had no meaning all that wheeling and dealing before I saw your pic on my space. you lovely luscious fig newton of my imagination lol.

Okay I will stop just had to do it. lol

OMG that is funny thanks for posting.
Shuck my scammer was very sofistigated, harder to catch.

If someone want to see picture of them etc, report them.
go to romancescammers.
Or just Google scammers.

OMG Dawn sweety, you almost caught me, dang, but that was close! ygm

No not you darling Vixen Wixom please say it isn't true. She faints with the overwhelming pain of it lol.

Check out Google romancescammers or just google scammers interesting and sad

....and I even slowed down.....had to, the cord on my life support was running out!

But we can bring you back in another episode please don't fade away Wixy lol. Or better yet get an extension cord.

You two are in LOVE I can tell and so can everyone everywhere.
Yep when you start to talk about extension cords yeah I can tell lol

Ok I'm better now....but you need to keep your foot off my oxygen tube!

I love the baby pic, holland girl, you were a knock out even then!

There really must be something wrong with me. I have no handsome young men from any country lusting after me because we are destined for each other. No one has asked me to send them money so we can be together as it is written in the stars.

All I have is a gorgeous, sexy and incredibly young Egytian airliner pilot. Oh he doesn't want much, after all his has his 1/2 a million dollar a year job. All he wants to go is come to the US and take care of me forever. I am the princess he has been seeking all his life. ( Yeah what a long time 28 yrs.)

I think we may be looking for a green card. You could probably put this one in as a scammer also.

Thank you, never saw my one and only baby picture until I was 18 years old

It's quite a beautiful picture.

It was the blonde hair dye that made me do it. Lady Clairol I will blame her it gets in and corrodes the gray matter thank god the brown is coming back post haste. you just quite winking at those luscious nurses and making me so jealous or writing long letters to the lovely spam girls.

I hate spam....maybe if they were turkey!!!!! Noooo, you would have to be a REAL turkey to be sending spam!

Yep you DO have a scammer so now you can join the club.

Forgot that one; I am a one woman man and I want to take care of you forever yes I have looked for you all my life.

This was after he told me that he had been sooooo in love with the wife who died four years earlier.
This guy could really put it on.
Jenny all I have left is my son and I love him soooo much. But now I have you and we be a family, you see when I am back I will spoil you so.
Yep had me going for awhile.
It was his lies that tripped him up in the end of about three weeks.