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DARE YOU SAY THESE TONGUE TWISTERS.

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 11:49 AM CST
Tamarory wrote:
or how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood..


Oo Hi Rory!. long time no see wave hug
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 11:50 AM CST
Xtabentun wrote:
Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.


crumbs! I can't even say that.. let alone any faster ... giggle


wave hug
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Xtabentun
Ontario, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 11:51 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
crumbs! I can't even say that.. let alone any faster ...


hahaha, ssstttt, me neither blushing teddy bear
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 11:51 AM CST
jpunk wrote:
It's not a tongue-twister but stick your index fingers in your mouth like hooks to stretch your mouth and at the same time try saying
"i was born on a pirate's ship"

I did it...laugh

Boy did i look like a fool doing itrolling eyes
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Tamarory
Widnes, Cheshire, England UK
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 11:52 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
Oo Hi Rory!. long time no see


claayer lingus! how are ya?? yeah, havent been around much these days! but im back for another bit of a nosey and a gander!
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JOHNNYMAMBO
southampton, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 11:53 AM CST
Greek grapes.
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JOHNNYMAMBO
southampton, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 11:54 AM CST
Naughty Nick nicked Nicky's knickers
Now Nicky needs new knickers
And naughty Nick the knicker nicker
Is in the knicker nickers' nick.

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jpunk
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 11:54 AM CST
kissmedeeply wrote:
I did it...

Boy did i look like a fool doing it


did it come out how it's meant to though?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Xtabentun
Ontario, Ontario Canada
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 12:33 PM CST
confused dunno D'oh!

When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,
For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

The twain that in twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.
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jimbhoy
Hamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 12:41 PM CST
I saw a ship in site.....





repeat it as fast as you canrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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jpunk
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 12:43 PM CST
jimbhoy wrote:
I saw a ship in site..... repeat it as fast as you can


similar to mine that, scroll p1 rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 1:01 PM CST
I am actually quite good at tongue twisters.... maybe I just have a very malleable tongue??!!
batting eyelashes

Though your fig plucker one did prove a little more challenging!! giggle

grin
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 1:08 PM CST
jpunk wrote:
did it come out how it's meant to though?
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Yeh it did...
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JOHNNYMAMBO
southampton, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Sep 7, 2008, 5:47 PM CST
Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Sep 7, 2008, 6:19 PM CST
jpunk wrote:
It's not a tongue-twister but stick your index fingers in your mouth like hooks to stretch your mouth and at the same time try saying
"i was born on a pirate's ship"
I tryed it from left to right and it didnt work, but when I went upper and lower rolling on the floor laughing I was bone on a pile of shit.
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Sep 7, 2008, 6:39 PM CST
Polish it behind the door laugh or

i saw a ship in sight (say that one 3 times fast)



Its not a riddle but a nursery rhyme
Mary had a little lamb. It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its ass, and turned it's wool to nylon



laugh
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Sep 7, 2008, 6:42 PM CST
Sorry did a double rolling eyes
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JOHNNYMAMBO
southampton, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Sep 7, 2008, 6:54 PM CST
dillydally wrote:
Sorry did a double

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JOHNNYMAMBO
southampton, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Sep 7, 2008, 9:14 PM CST
Six seals slick sick seals.

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sweetowen
Somewhere, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Sep 7, 2008, 9:30 PM CST
JOHNNYMAMBO wrote:
We've all at one time or another given our best try at tongue twisters, have a look through this funny list and see how you do...

Randy wondered why Willie really wasn't well.
Sam saw six shiny silver spoons.

Giddy gophers greedily gobble gooey goodies.

Slippery slimy snakes slide slowly.

Six shiny snails sighed sadly.

Pretty Patty Piggy pickles plump pink peppers.

Cheryl say Cher's sheer shawl Sunday.

Six seals slick sick seals.

Sheep shouldn't sleep in shacks.

I slitted a sheet, a sheet i slit now i sit on the sheet i slit.

I wish I had an Irish wrist watch to watch on my Irish wrist.

Stick a sticker where its sticky where a sticker once was stuck.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore

Sure, the ship's ship-shape sir!

Does the wristwatch shop shut soon?


Dang! Those are good!! I'm very good at tongue twisters, remember playing "Pass Out" in (and after) high school. But those got me!! laugh
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