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venere08 Adelaide and Tuscany, South Australia Australia

Hi Claayer
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One flaw about women: We often put up with way too much. Unnecessarily!: mumbling:

Hope you're feeling much better. Keep being your fiery self though!devil bouquet



BarrenPneuma Golden Staircase, Ontario Canada
Daniel4021: Thank you, but I believe you misinterprete what I say.. ans to hell with you riya.. for agreeing... besides you for what ever reason pulled yourself away from me a long time ago.. so stay there ok..


You post in a thread as positive as this to throw in your own personal inflection of despair. Receive no response for unjustified words cast in hurt and anger, and then repost to yet again attempt to gain some notice. It just reconfirms your own hurts but this thread is no place for malice and it would have been best to utter those words silently as they truly mark you for what you are and stand for. A woman has not given you what you wanted so all women are wrong and horrible creatures? I believe you said something of millstones... best get your neck fitted for casting such terrible stones.
Riya is a wonderful woman with no words to be ashamed of here and likely in life. She is compassionate but not febrile enough to lend her voice to dominance over others no matter the speaker's proclaimed intentions.
Poor me is not an attitude serving well of a man. You have much to offer, give freely but do not cheapen your gifts by demanding through psychological coercion. Forgive yourself and it will become much easier to pass that blessing forward. You are a good man so try to shine that brilliance upon us. The sun charges nothing for its gifts and they warm all. Your words have the capacity for healing or harm, once again your choice.
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Every woman is someones daughter, none would stand by idly to witness such to their own.
Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
candio: At least it is pastries Daniel. I suppose she could be throwing worse. Now quickly grab some buns and cake for the possum stew.


Hmm yeah.. what IS a possum? confused

We don't have them here..


hellooooo wave hug
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Claayer: yes... but it is the size of Japan..


sigh I was "thinking" of more interesting thingsdevil and they do not have to be the size of Japan...banana


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Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
venere08: Hi Claayer


One flaw about women: We often put up with way too much. Unnecessarily!: mumbling:

Hope you're feeling much better. Keep being your fiery self though!


hahah giggle .. helloo Venere wave teddybear
Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
HJFinAZ: I was "thinking" of more interesting things and they do not have to be the size of Japan...


Mine are.. very happy


feet I meant.
Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
HJFinAZ: Shirt on or off? It "appears" some women are turned on by the yough guys with no shirt showing all their "muscles".. (us poor old fat guys don't have a chance..

How about my hair? Must I comb it? And the teeth, must I have them in or can I leave them out...

SO many questions, I simply do not know..



HMMMMMMMMMM...shirt on...if you have man boobs...some women like the messy hair look...teeth out is always more comfy....hmmm


You can always just say..you're sitting there all slicked up in a three piece suit waiting for the love of your life to drop by!!!!!!!!!


professor dunno grin lips
candio Youngstown, Ohio USA
Claayer: Hmm yeah.. what IS a possum?

We don't have them here.. hellooooo


Hello Claayer. A possum is an opossum spoken in redneck. Just a little personal joke Daniel and I have going. Sorry to bump in you thread but I wanted in on the pastries. devil



mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Very nice Claire....hug hug

If all CS women forget their worth, I will remind them!!!

teddybear
riyablossom somewhere, Pennsylvania USA
Daniel4021: Thank you, but I believe you misinterprete what I say.. ans to hell with you riya.. for agreeing... besides you for what ever reason pulled yourself away from me a long time ago.. so stay there ok..


I gave him a flower ( he knows why ) .. i didnt say anything about agreeing.

But OK ... as you say.

Daniel4021 Somewhere, Tennessee USA
BarrenPneuma: You post in a thread as positive as this to throw in your own personal inflection of despair. Receive no response for unjustified words cast in hurt and anger, and then repost to yet again attempt to gain some notice. It just reconfirms your own hurts but this thread is no place for malice and it would have been best to utter those words silently as they truly mark you for what you are and stand for. A woman has not given you what you wanted so all women are wrong and horrible creatures? I believe you said something of millstones... best get your neck fitted for casting such terrible stones.
Riya is a wonderful woman with no words to be ashamed of here and likely in life. She is compassionate but not febrile enough to lend her voice to dominance over others no matter the speaker's proclaimed intentions.
Poor me is not an attitude serving well of a man. You have much to offer, give freely but do not cheapen your gifts by demanding through psychological coercion. Forgive yourself and it will become much easier to pass that blessing forward. You are a good man so try to shine that brilliance upon us. The sun charges nothing for its gifts and they warm all. Your words have the capacity for healing or harm, once again your choice.


Every woman is someones daughter, none would stand by idly to witness such to their own.


How long have you been here? you don't know me, I have always been the rock for everyone.. but no more.. you think you know something? you know nothing.. you want to know how I was? look through my history.. don't judge me on what you see.. you think you know riya? I have known her longer than you, or what she represemts herself to be.. you know nothing my friend... so before you give your opinions... be certian of what you are talking about..
Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
candio: Hello Claayer. A possum is an opossum spoken in redneck. Just a little personal joke Daniel and I have going. Sorry to bump in you thread but I wanted in on the pastries.


yeah me too! laugh
Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
::goes off to Google Opossum:::
somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Claayer: By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
'Why are you spending so much time on this one?'
And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands.'

The angel was astounded at the requirements.
'Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.'

'But I won't, ' the Lord protested.
'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days.'

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
'But you have made her so soft, Lord.'

'She is soft,' the Lord agreed,
'but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.'

'Will she be able to think?', asked the angel.

The Lord replied,
'Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate.'

The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.'

'That's not a leak,'
the Lord corrected,
'that's a tear!'
'What's the tear for?' the angel asked.

The Lord said, 'The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride.'
The angel was impressed.
'You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.'

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take 'no' for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
y et they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

Yup!.. thats us..



It's nice to be reminded.



keytone Portland, Oregon USA
I think this thread needs a group huggroup hug ...or is that a cereal corn puffconfused
;-}
Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Claayer: ::goes off to Google Opossum:::


Aawww CUTE!... but verreeee scary looking mouths! uh oh
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Claayer: Mine are.. feet I meant.


I like feet..grin

What the hell, we all have our little fetishes... Can I chew on your toes??devil


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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
keytone: I think this thread needs a group hug ...or is that a cereal corn puff
;-}


Or an orgy....devil
Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
mbcasey: Very nice Claire....

If all CS women forget their worth, I will remind them!!!


HOW? devil



laugh wave teddybear
Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
HJFinAZ: Or an orgy....


yeah .. and CHOCOLATE! applause




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