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somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Hugz_n_Kissez: This thread wasn't about you Dan...and just because I speak the truth...doesn't make me a bad friend...but if that's what you want to think...that's your choice but I will never agree with someone because of who they are...if they are wrong...and they are my friends...they are still wrong...and I can only be honest and let them know that...I'm not a pretender...I am me...and I stick to who I am regardless....


You hit the nail on the head Shelly it's not about one person.

All this has been going on since this morning and it's starting to give me a headache.

I want to thank you for your compliment later today.

I feel the same way about you too.

I'm glad you're the kind of person you are and tell things like they are.
Daniel4021 Somewhere, Tennessee USA
somechick: Daniel I don't like seeing you upset.

You are such a good person and have done so for much for me and others.


I will be ok Anna, I must put myself last as I have always done, except for my breif moment of weakness last night, but that won't happen again, what kind of man would I be if all I thought about was myself?, not a very good one..
Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
somechick: You hit the nail on the head Shelly it's not about one person.

All this has been going on since this morning and it's starting to give me a headache.

I want to thank you for your compliment later today.

I feel the same way about you too.

I'm glad you're the kind of person you are and tell things like they are.


I'm not..

she told me I had a fat arse..

mumbling
kidatheart Earth, Alberta Canada
blah blah blah blah blah blah



BarrenPneuma Golden Staircase, Ontario Canada
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~Arnold Haultain

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton

Women are always beautiful. ~Ville Valo

The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. ~Ellery Queen

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~Mae West

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Nicole Hollander

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked. ~Ovid
Howiver, I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men. ~George Eliot, "The Harvest Supper," Adam Bede

Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner

Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners. ~George du Maurier

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly. ~Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)

I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. ~Ogden Nash

Be to her virtues very kind,
Be to her faults a little blind.
~Matthew Prior

They may talk of a comet, or a burning mountain, or some such bagatelle; but to me a modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object of the whole creation. ~Oliver Goldsmith

Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. ~Alexandre Dumas, fils

There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a time, and who prefer to concentrate on one man: These are the faithful women. ~Alfred Capus

One is not born a woman, one becomes one. ~Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex, 1949

A woman's whole life is a history of the affections. ~Washington Irving

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. ~Benny Hill

The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. ~Robert Graves

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal. ~William Shakespeare

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not. ~H.L. Mencken
Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
somechick: You hit the nail on the head Shelly it's not about one person.

All this has been going on since this morning and it's starting to give me a headache.

I want to thank you for your compliment later today.

I feel the same way about you too.

I'm glad you're the kind of person you are and tell things like they are.



Thank you and you too...you're a great woman who has gone through a lot of pain and just past that anniversary date..and you certainly don't deserve all this...hug teddybear hug bouquet
Daniel4021 Somewhere, Tennessee USA
Hugz_n_Kissez: This thread wasn't about you Dan...and just because I speak the truth...doesn't make me a bad friend...but if that's what you want to think...that's your choice but I will never agree with someone because of who they are...if they are wrong...and they are my friends...they are still wrong...and I can only be honest and let them know that...I'm not a pretender...I am me...and I stick to who I am regardless....


What truth... your truth.. my God shelly.. you really don't know me do you.. you are so funny.. stick to who you are but your assumption of me is so wrong.. i'm surprised at you..
riyablossom somewhere, Pennsylvania USA
Kid wave

goat !!! grin
somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Daniel4021: I will be ok Anna, I must put myself last as I have always done, except for my breif moment of weakness last night, but that won't happen again, what kind of man would I be if all I thought about was myself?, not a very good one..


I wouldn't expect you to only think only of yourself and not about others.

You have such a gift in helping others and helping them see how special they are.

Oh man I'm so sorry I hurt you.



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Well, another fine day.




kissmedeeply Petitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada
Hugz_n_Kissez: Thank you and you too...you're a great woman who has gone through a lot of pain and just past that anniversary date..and you certainly don't deserve all this...


Well what am I chopped Liverdunno confused uh oh grin



kissmedeeply Petitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada
Oh My just Strike me nowsigh
Daniel4021 Somewhere, Tennessee USA
somechick: You hit the nail on the head Shelly it's not about one person.

All this has been going on since this morning and it's starting to give me a headache.

I want to thank you for your compliment later today.

I feel the same way about you too.

I'm glad you're the kind of person you are and tell things like they are.


Anna you come in here and think you know all these people.. believe me you don't.. you have not been here as long as I have and seem some of their posts.. I have seen them read them and know what they have said.. so anyone want to say something about me... go ahead.. I have always been consistant.. but don't try to mix it with me, because I have seen all of what all of you have said..don't forget that..
somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
Claayer: I'm not..

she told me I had a fat arse..


laugh You're too funny.
Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
BarrenPneuma:

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Nicole Hollander


hahahah!! Thats as far as I got with out laughing so far.




Thankyou for these Barren.. they are lovely.. thumbs up hug
Privately is nice.... thumbs up
Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Sommerauer71: Well, another fine day.


laugh Good evening Madam snooty

::passes Tiffin::
riyablossom somewhere, Pennsylvania USA
kissmedeeply: Oh My just Strike me now


ok ..what would u like .. grin
Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Olsojente: Privately is nice....

Oh I dunno..

I tried to watch a movie.. but it was boring... so I came back here b'coz it was better.

::tires not to laugh:::
kidatheart Earth, Alberta Canada
riyablossom: Kid

goat !!!



Hi Riyawave hug

Nope, I set the goat free. cartwheel




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