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cristina
Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 10:27 AM CST

Dear Beloved,
first of all please pardon your inconvieniency,
My name is Mr...., I am from United Kingdom, I have been diagnosed
with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment,
and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to
medical experts. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always
hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only
thing I cared for.But now I regret all this as I now know that there is
more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the
world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I
would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that
God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and
assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as few close
friends .I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so,though i am not trying to bribe the lord,this is also a vision from above I have
decided to give alms to charity organizations,So far, I have Distributed
money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, China and Malaysia.
Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself
anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts
and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in
Bulgaria and Myanmar, they refused and kept the money to themselves.
Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with
what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of
is the huge cash deposit of four Million United States
Dollars(4,000,0000)that I have with a Finance Vaulting Unit Abroad. I will
want you
to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity
organizations.N/B: Kindly note that 35% of this funds must go to the Myanmar
victims,60% to other Charity Organization and 5% for your effort and time.
using my Lap Top Computer to communicate with you.
You should respond by sending to me an email to this account because i might not be here ,
but only to get a message from you,
so please write to (....@yahoo.com)
stay blessed.
Mr....



yawn

If anybody needs his identity, you may well ask me.grin
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foreveryoung1
cartagena, Murcia Spain
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 10:32 AM CST
yes.I also got that one about a week ago into my email inbox, so looks as though we are expected to share, Cristina.

Just report it as spam.

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Sommerauer71
Hallein , Salzburg Austria
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 10:32 AM CST
I like the 'Finance Vaulting'

Reassuring term...

It must be one of the Lehman Brothers...

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hollandgirl
Kelowna, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 10:37 AM CST
Cristine we are friends right? and friends should share right?
I knew you would feel that way too.
Here is too friendship cheers
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cristina
Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 10:44 AM CST
Girls, don't you feel underestimated when you get those mails. "why me, me, mecats meow "

laugh

Evening ladiesteddy bear
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arabella
Near Farmington, Maine USA
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 10:49 AM CST
cristina wrote:
Girls, don't you feel underestimated when you get those mails. "why me, me, me "



Evening ladies


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I never get them!

Why not me?????sigh laugh
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FlowerOfTheSun
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 10:53 AM CST
arabella wrote:
I never get them!

Why not me?????


Something lacking in character about your face? dunno




laugh
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cristina
Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 10:57 AM CST
FlowerOfTheSun wrote:
Something lacking in character about your face?


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cristina
Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 10:58 AM CST
arabella wrote:
I never get them!

Why not me?????


sticking out tongue dancing

laugh
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twilight11
Loudi, Ch'ang-sha China
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 11:09 AM CST
i just received one...and i get one from time to time...i just wonder what these people are thinking when they are sending these mails...do they think the one who would be reading is as stupid as them???dunno dunno dunno
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Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 11:11 AM CST
I want in on that one as well, if you don't mind sharing...wine


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cristina
Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 11:16 AM CST
You mean you want me to send it to you Oslo?

Ah, one disappointing point...i haven't read it till the endjack-o-lantern
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druidess6308
Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 11:19 AM CST
I get these too...funny, isn't it...but they wouldn't send them if somebody out there wasn't stupid enough to respond. You know those product warning labels? Remember, someone was that stupid too, that's why it's there! laugh
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Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 11:19 AM CST
Oh, it's just 5%...sigh
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twilight11
Loudi, Ch'ang-sha China
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 11:24 AM CST
druidess6308 wrote:
I get these too...funny, isn't it...but they wouldn't send them if somebody out there wasn't stupid enough to respond. You know those product warning labels? Remember, someone was that stupid too, that's why it's there!


i agree. there are some who are replying maybe at first that's why they are still sending it. i have here another one. i just got it...

Hi Friend,
Hope this email finds u in good health, I come across your Profile In India Love site as I Have interest In u i deem it very necessary to get in touch with u for a long-lasting relationship. beside My name is Rosemary 22yrs old female, has decent hobbies like reading and swimmimg and i desires to make long-lasting friendship with you. Do u think age, colour or distance is any bar to make such friendly relationship with you? If not, then stretch your hand to me and accept mine. If you feel like we will be friends fine,then u mail me back so that I will forward u my photos and Introduce myself to u more, So from there we will get to know each other very well .Mail me back, There is only one happiness in life,to love and be loved. I will always remain yours in love. Big Kisess And Huggs! Miss Rosemary.

I've never been to an indian love site...waaaah
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foreveryoung1
cartagena, Murcia Spain
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 11:28 AM CST
twilight11 wrote:
i agree. there are some who are replying maybe at first that's why they are still sending it. i have here another one. i just got it...

Hi Friend,
Hope this email finds u in good health, I come across your Profile In India Love site as I Have interest In u i deem it very necessary to get in touch with u for a long-lasting relationship. beside My name is Rosemary 22yrs old female, has decent hobbies like reading and swimmimg and i desires to make long-lasting friendship with you. Do u think age, colour or distance is any bar to make such friendly relationship with you? If not, then stretch your hand to me and accept mine. If you feel like we will be friends fine,then u mail me back so that I will forward u my photos and Introduce myself to u more, So from there we will get to know each other very well .Mail me back, There is only one happiness in life,to love and be loved. I will always remain yours in love. Big Kisess And Huggs! Miss Rosemary.

I've never been to an indian love site...waaaah


I didn't think I had ever been to a Russian one either, until I received an email saying I had not visited it for a long time, this was in Russian, it gave me my profile name and password, so I went for a look, sure enough there I was. Am now deleted however

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twilight11
Loudi, Ch'ang-sha China
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 11:33 AM CST
foreveryoung1 wrote:
I didn't think I had ever been to a Russian one either, until I received an email saying I had not visited it for a long time, this was in Russian, it gave me my profile name and password, so I went for a look, sure enough there I was. Am now deleted however

waaaaaah... i got one more here... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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druidess6308
Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 11:37 AM CST
twilight11 wrote:
i agree. there are some who are replying maybe at first that's why they are still sending it. i have here another one. i just got it...

Hi Friend,
Hope this email finds u in good health, I come across your Profile In India Love site as I Have interest In u i deem it very necessary to get in touch with u for a long-lasting relationship. beside My name is Rosemary 22yrs old female, has decent hobbies like reading and swimmimg and i desires to make long-lasting friendship with you. Do u think age, colour or distance is any bar to make such friendly relationship with you? If not, then stretch your hand to me and accept mine. If you feel like we will be friends fine,then u mail me back so that I will forward u my photos and Introduce myself to u more, So from there we will get to know each other very well .Mail me back, There is only one happiness in life,to love and be loved. I will always remain yours in love. Big Kisess And Huggs! Miss Rosemary.

I've never been to an indian love site...waaaah


Great...now it's same-gender ones reaching out as friends??? Damn!
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twilight11
Loudi, Ch'ang-sha China
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 11:39 AM CST
druidess6308 wrote:
Great...now it's same-gender ones reaching out as friends??? Damn!


maybe thinking i'm more stupid than her or him...waaaaaaaah..sticking out tongue
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cristina
Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands
Posted: Sep 16, 2008, 11:41 AM CST
Clever Rosemary. She is sure that once she stretches her hand, there is no turning backlaugh. Rosemary only has language limitations, believe meapplause applause
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