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diogenes Longview, Texas USA
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:58 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
I am going away now horny
I guess you thought my jokes were corny
Although I tried to be enchanting
You said I will not get into your panties

I am going away now horny
I guess you found my chit chat boring
Although I wanted to impress you
You said I will not ever undress you

I am gong away now horny
I guess you thought my verse not terse
Although I tried to be so smooth
You will not let me feel your boobs
Are you absolutely certain your not horny too?
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:00 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
That's quite funny....the rhyme sucks tho...


rolling on the floor laughing


diogenes: I am going away now horny
I guess you thought my jokes were corny
Although I tried to be enchanting
You said I will not get into your panties

I am going away now horny
I guess you found my chit chat boring
Although I wanted to impress you
You said I will not ever undress you

I am gong away now horny
I guess you thought my verse not terse
Although I tried to be so smooth
You will not let me feel your boobs
Are you absolutely certain your not horny too?
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:00 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
diogenes: I am going away now horny
I guess you thought my jokes were corny
Although I tried to be enchanting
You said I will not get into your panties

I am going away now horny
I guess you found my chit chat boring
Although I wanted to impress you
You said I will not ever undress you

I am gong away now horny
I guess you thought my verse not terse
Although I tried to be so smooth
You will not let me feel your boobs
Are you absolutely certain your not horny too?


Well...I wasn't, anyway. rolling on the floor laughing
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:01 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
diogenes: I am going away now horny
I guess you thought my jokes were corny
Although I tried to be enchanting
You said I will not get into your panties

I am going away now horny
I guess you found my chit chat boring
Although I wanted to impress you
You said I will not ever undress you

I am gong away now horny
I guess you thought my verse not terse
Although I tried to be so smooth
You will not let me feel your boobs
Are you absolutely certain your not horny too?



Sucks to be you then.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
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Besame Boston, Massachusetts USA
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:02 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
No doubt about it, I'm always horny sticking out tongue
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:03 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
Really??....gosh...I thought I was bad...wow!
Besame: No doubt about it, I'm always horny
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livinglarge kildare, Kildare Ireland
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:03 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
diogenes: I am going away now horny
I guess you thought my jokes were corny
Although I tried to be enchanting
You said I will not get into your panties

I am going away now horny
I guess you found my chit chat boring
Although I wanted to impress you
You said I will not ever undress you

I am gong away now horny
I guess you thought my verse not terse
Although I tried to be so smooth
You will not let me feel your boobs
Are you absolutely certain your not horny too?
Lord, you could give Shakespear a fun for his money rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Twas very funny though !
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:03 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Besame Boston, Massachusetts USA
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:04 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
Lagoona22: Really??....gosh...I thought I was bad...


yes, and it makes me do BAD things devil
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Xtabentun Ontario, Ontario Canada
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:05 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
Don't gooooooo!!!! sad flower crying

rolling eyes
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:05 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
Is Diogenes a tart??....


livinglarge: Lord, you could give Shakespear a fun for his money
Twas very funny though !
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:06 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
Ehmmm...like what??


day dream


Besame: yes, and it makes me do BAD things
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riyablossom somewhere .. , Pennsylvania USA
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:08 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
wow!

laugh laugh laugh
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livinglarge kildare, Kildare Ireland
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:09 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
Lagoona22: Is Diogenes a tart??....
Yes I think so........................... but a tart with a hart grin
heart wings heart wings heart wings heart wings heart wings
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livinglarge kildare, Kildare Ireland
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:10 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
Lagoona22: Is Diogenes a tart??....
Oh just noticed my typo laugh
Run
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:10 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
That was great Dio, but you are no GB...laugh handshake

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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:10 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
A smart tart with a hart??


laugh

livinglarge: Yes I think so........................... but a tart with a hart
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livinglarge kildare, Kildare Ireland
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:11 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
Lagoona22: A smart tart with a hart??
You got it thumbs up
laugh
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:11 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
Lagoona22: A smart tart with a hart??


Deer sex...laugh

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Xtabentun Ontario, Ontario Canada
[top] Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:12 PM CST : I Am Going Away Now Horny
Lagoona22: A smart tart with a hart??

Yuou mean, like a butter tart?conversing
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