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HJFinAZ Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:05 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
Well, it works for the guys in Pakistan, just thought I would try my luck..devil


uh oh!



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Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:06 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
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jpunk Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:07 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
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somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:07 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
Pat you're a trip.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:08 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
It don't work for them, but they do keep tryingrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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HJFinAZ Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:10 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
mylifewithu: It don't work for them, but they do keep trying


Just like the "pink bunny", just keep going, and going, and going...uh oh!



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jbibiza Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:11 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
Well Pat... it depends on how long you`re talking about... I´m good for six or seven hours... after that I need a bit of a break...grin
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anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:12 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
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It definitely doesn't work for them but nice try.
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RAYSALAF CAZOULS LES BEZIERS, Languedoc-Roussillon France
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:20 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
anglophile: It definitely doesn't work for them but nice try.
I wish I knew that before:- He said "trust me, I'm a lawyer"D'oh!
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HJFinAZ Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:21 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
jbibiza: Well Pat... it depends on how long you`re talking about... I´m good for six or seven hours... after that I need a bit of a break...


Only 6 or 7 hours?? Hell, my Viagra package to call the Doc after 4. Guess they want me to brag..grin

idea I need to call ol Doc Bill.. I wonder if he has been doing ant expermenting with various combinations??confused
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HJFinAZ Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:22 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
RAYSALAF: "trust me, I'm a lawyer"


oxymoron....sigh
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anglophile state, not DC, Washington USA
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:24 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
RAYSALAF: I wish I knew that before:- He said "trust me, I'm a lawyer"



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You're mistake was you trusted a lawyer.
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:24 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
HJFinAZ: Well, it works for the guys in Pakistan, just thought I would try my luck..
Et Tu Brute!sigh














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jbibiza Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:24 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
HJFinAZ: Only 6 or 7 hours?? Hell, my Viagra package to call the Doc after 4. Guess they want me to brag..

I need to call ol Doc Bill.. I wonder if he has been doing ant expermenting with various combinations??


Well you know 50 is creeping up on me.... I just don´t have the stamina I used to....sticking out tongue sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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HJFinAZ Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:28 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
jbibiza: Well you know 50 is creeping up on me.... I just don´t have the stamina I used to....


'KIDS", damn kids. They just can't keep up with us old farts...sticking out tongue
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HJFinAZ Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:32 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
Conrad73: Et Tu Brute!


Hey COnrad...There is a real cutie in Los Angeles after your bod...devil Want me to fix it up for you?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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DangerouslySweet Northwestern, Arizona USA
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:33 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
HJFinAZ: Well, it works for the guys in Pakistan, just thought I would try my luck..



Well now Patrick.......I reread your post several times and I'm still not completely clear on exactly what it is that you are asking/looking for? 'Man seeking a girl'.......if she is under 18, that is illegal in all 50 states and in several foreign countries too. PLUS........That makes you a BIG TIME PERV!!!!!!!sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing

Now.......'long (sexual) relations'. That could mean any number of things. As several members posted, it could refer to your (as well as their) stamina. Now really Patrick.....we all gotta wonder about a man who claims to be 105 years olds (even with the wonders of Viagra)! rolling eyes I personally can attest that you don't look a day over 99! rolling on the floor laughing
'Long (sexual) relations' could also refer to the .........errrr.......size.......length.......girth.......of your......ummmm.........member. And WE ALL KNOW that EVERYTHING begins to shrivel and wilt with age!!! So that's out! sticking out tongue
I guess 'long' could refer to distance or length of the relationship itself. But in reality, what is the life expectancy of a 105 year old man????conversing Just how 'long' before you are pushing up daisy 's???rolling on the floor laughing

And my last question is this.........since you now have rollers Mom living with you.......surely you wouldn't be having these 'long (sexual) relations with her in the house dropping jaw ?????






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kkitty4u St Paul, Minnesota USA
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:35 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
HJFinAZ: Well, it works for the guys in Pakistan, just thought I would try my luck..



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jampet wexford, Wexford Ireland
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:35 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
Nice try- any offers to 'love you long time' yet??laugh
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LACali Los Angeles, California USA
[top] Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:11 PM CST : man seeking a girl for long (sexual) relations
HJFinAZ: Well, it works for the guys in Pakistan, just thought I would try my luck..


Uh, for a small fee..........

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