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desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
[top] Wed Oct 8, 2008 6:59 PM CST : Urge


Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.
'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'
'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
'Yes, I did.' he replied.
'My God, Bill, what happened?'
'I got fired.'
'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh...she got fired too.'
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livinglarge kildare, Kildare Ireland
[top] Wed Oct 8, 2008 7:01 PM CST : Urge
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howboutu Decatur, Alabama USA
[top] Wed Oct 8, 2008 7:02 PM CST : Urge
rolling on the floor laughing wow!
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
[top] Wed Oct 8, 2008 7:06 PM CST : Urge
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woody636 Elgin, Illinois USA
[top] Wed Oct 8, 2008 7:07 PM CST : Urge
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Hiya Des! wave
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desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
[top] Wed Oct 8, 2008 7:08 PM CST : Urge
woody636: Hiya Des!




Hi Woody good to see you buddy handshake cheers
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woody636 Elgin, Illinois USA
[top] Wed Oct 8, 2008 7:14 PM CST : Urge
Hi Woody good to see you buddy[/quote

What you up to, dude! Killing some time before my dart match, copying some music to the puter, and checking out the threads here.cheers
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mastic55 Long Island, New York USA
[top] Wed Oct 8, 2008 7:15 PM CST : Urge
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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tipaly81 Moscow, Idaho USA
[top] Wed Oct 8, 2008 7:19 PM CST : Urge
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing hehehe thanks for that one!thumbs up
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jpunk Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
[top] Wed Oct 8, 2008 7:27 PM CST : Urge
wave Desrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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StarliteFantazy FantazyLand, Missouri USA
[top] Wed Oct 8, 2008 9:55 PM CST : Urge
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
[top] Wed Oct 8, 2008 10:10 PM CST : Urge
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wave Des!
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
[top] Wed Oct 8, 2008 11:57 PM CST : Urge
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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