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I'm sorry to hear that have you any plans for tonight to look forward to? get out on the town with your girlfriends?? I had a really quiet birthday this year- but that was ok- wasn't feeling sociable. Hope something arrives to really make your day.

Hope that you like the following joke:

Little Amy confided to her uncle, “When I grow up I’m going to marry the boy next door.”

“Why is that?”

“Cause I’m not allowed to cross the road.”

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY: Guy's let's have a party I'll bring the Chanpain ---Please let me know who is bringing what --- I already started to finger food's. sweetowen just sit back and relax let's take care of you.

OK... now THAT made me LAUGH!!!

Ok if she's going to finger the food I'll come dressed as a cheese cake

Okay let's cheer sweetowen up.
Lots of homegrown talent when it comes to playing and instrument
Okay I promise to jodel

Get the dansfloor ready
Should I tell the crew of my yacht?
Just let me know.

So...a termite walks into a bar. He doesn't see anyone around. He then demands to know where is the bar tender!!



Oh, God, Please help me!!

Happy Birthday Sweet.

If you were a little further south, I'd have to bring you chocolate covered cherries & kidnap you for some silly girl fun in my studio. Then I think some swinging on the play ground toys would be in order.

If all else fails, I got some gloves & a bag.


*biggest hugs...

YACHT PARTY!!!!!!

be happy! what if u were born on 29 February.

Could always be worse,

On my recent birthday... the city came and pulled my water meter.. thus... no water.

I called and asked why, they said that their records show that this is a vacant property and meter was to be removed long ago.
I explained to her that I had lived here for over a year and payed every month.. look at her records......
she said sorry and had them back here 2 hrs later to replace my meter.


they put in a different meter..........so the numbers it read were different, first of the next month I got a $428 water bill...............after another call they got it corrected to the normal under $50 bill

Aww hon, well happy b-day anyway. The fact that u are still alive another year should cheer u up. now lets all boogie to the electric slide

Yes just the same felt always sorry for those born around Christmas.

can't find competant help these days

Be thankful you are alive and able to see another day.
Not everyone gets that opportunity.
While things may not have turned out exactly like you planned,
the better part of your life can start with today.
Now, put your birthday suit on and lets start the party !

sweetowen wrote:
I'm having a really crappy birthday. I don't want to really go into details. But I need to get out of this rut. Please help!!
sorry to hear it, Sweetowen. Maybe phone couple of friends and set up something fun for the evening?



Happy b-day fellow Libra Sweetowen!! (((Hugs)))





they do know how to make a man feel special on his b-day

Table dance!!!!!