friendsfirst: what are you selling?
he ain't selling anything mate. as the OP already stated, its FREE!!!
Olsojente: It's some shit I have on a dead laptop...
Oslo, won't call Linux sh*t. its very stable and getting better with each release.
if your laptop is dead, did you try to download one of the latest releases? try any of the following:
Ubuntu
Fedora
OpenSUSE
Mandriva
PCLinuxOS
Sabayon
Google them, download the iso file, burn the image onto a CD and try booting the laptop with it. check that everything works, and then you can install it if you'd like to.