Sommerauer71: I could knock this one up a notch or two.
I can never get my head around it, some men say they have to adjust the package. Not like many of you are toting massive ones is it?
If I was to scratch my fanny in public, I am sure the rumours would be rife that I have some form of STD.
Discreetly lads, discreetly please.
I never looked at it like that, but ya...not cute.
I'm pretty sure you just put me off scratchy jokes,
for abit.