well i thought of a mother and daughter when i saw these lyrics
OK I'm a cheerleader now
CHORUS:
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, eh eh, you ugly
(x4)
I saw you walking down the street,
just the other day
I didn't see your damage,
from that far away
I should have got a clue,
when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me,
with your buckteeth a-gleaming
Your hair is all frizzy,
and your face is a mess
I thought that was a sack,
but it's your favorite dress
You hurt the trees' feelings,
and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you- oh wait, yes I do!
Your teeth are yellow,
they're covered with mold
You're only fourteen,
but you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out,
you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
Or did a truck run over your face instead?
There ain't no pill,
cuz you ain't ill,
you're ugly!
Chorus (x2)
What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast
Girl,
you're scary,
you're hairy,
I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the City Zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat
people shout out, "CAB!"
(you're so funny...I know!)
You got eyes like a pig,
your nose is big
And with hair like that
you should be wearing a wig
uncle fester remeber him?
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise yo googly eyes
And in a Miss Ugly Pageant,
you'd win first prize!
Yo mama say you ugly!
You ugly!
Chorus (x2)
U-G-L-Y (x8)
you ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
Get dizzy (x9)
Now I feel like laundry
Chorus (x2)
Quasimodo,
camelbreath,
squarehead,
UGLY!
Chicken legs,
pigface,
chin like Bubba,
UGLY!
Fishlips,
toad liver,
pointdexter,
UGLY!
Spaghetti arms,
limp butt,
freak show,
UGLY!
Chorus
U-G-L-Y, you could make an onion cry!
U-G-L-Y, like an alien chased by the FBI
U-G-L-Y (x10)
You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!