DoznEggs: I bet you can too.
You're the wizard!
I certainly don't wear a chef's hat, but I've been told I'm a damn good cook. Nothing fancy like venere08, just simple home cook'in. Like Italian?
Hey, Eggs

Thought I heard you call my name
Well, will be nuttin' fancy, but would love to invite a few of you here... Dinner for six. Hey, that sounds rather like one of those dating dinner thingys.
Oops, sorry, gilly I have difficulty cooking only for 4 people. I like to have bums on seats
So...what would you like me to cook, Eggs?
...Fancy ommelete?