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Jacko2 Qawra, Majjistral Malta

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. ? So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.?

When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.?

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'?

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.?

When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true.The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'?

God was not pleased. ? So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.?

Do you know what the e-mail ?said?

Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one



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Imasquirly1 Pontoon Beach, Illinois USA
Jacko2: One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. ? So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.?

When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.?

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'?

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.?

When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true.The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'?

God was not pleased. ? So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.?

Do you know what the e-mail ?said?

Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one


angel Yep I know what it said....That he loves me innocent rolling on the floor laughing

teddy bear
HealthyLiving Sulphur, Oklahoma USA
Imasquirly1: Yep I know what it said....That he loves me



That's right! I got one too!angel
Imasquirly1 Pontoon Beach, Illinois USA
HealthyLiving: That's right! I got one too!


LOL..




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