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Neighbor: All men are pigs!
Prymaat: Ah, pigs: an omnivorous, domesticated, cloven hoof vertebrate that defecates the same place it consumes.
Neighbor: Exactly!

"Who are they burring today?"
answer:"You"
This is from one of Bond s movies,but I forgot the name.The action was in New Orleans.

"What's that?"

"The wood and fuel situation!!"



I know of only ONE person who will know the film.....

"The unconditional surrender of Germany has just been announced. At midnight tonight, the war is over. Tomorrow you'll begin the process of looking for survivors of your families. In most cases... you won't find them. After six long years of murder, victims are being mourned throughout the world. We've survived. Many of you have come up to me and thanked me. Thank yourselves. Thank your fearless Stern, and others among you who worried about you and faced death at every moment. I am a member of the Nazi Party. I'm a munitions manufacturer. I'm a profiteer of slave labor. I am... a criminal. At midnight, you'll be free and I'll be hunted. I shall remain with you until five minutes after midnight, after which time - and I hope you'll forgive me - I have to flee." Oskar Schindler (Liam Nelson) - Schindler's list

"You know the great thing, though, is that change can be so constant you don't even feel the difference until there is one. It can be so slow that you don't even notice that your life is better or worse, until it is. Or it can just blow you away, make you something different in an instant. It happened to me." George (Kevin Klien) - Life as a House

"Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success."

"If this [points to heart] is empty, this [points to head] doesn't matter." Dicky Fox - Jerry Maguire

"Funny thing about clowns. When the makeup comes off no one knows him or cares too."

Oldie!

I think that is Live and Let Die...the one with Jane Seymore. i could be wrong though....

Is that from your private home porn collection???



Just kidding....

Yep, it was Live and Let Die , with Roger ("one facial expression for every emotion"- raise 1 eyebrow!) Moore and Jane Seymour

Hi jpunk...

Jane looked hot in that movie....

"I was just going over my answers to the polygraph test your dad just gave me."

— Greg Focker--Meet The Parents

"Thats what we do we fight"
movie "The note book"

You say I have vision? Yeah, hell of a vision. -Tommy Lee Jones in Lonesome Dove.

Hell yeah!!!!

wasn't his name Gaylord not Greg, so he was Gay Focker!!!!

I got it I got it nop I lost it.
Fight Club


I get older and high school grils stay the same age
Dazed and confused

where's the beef.(Wendy's)

that from Airplane?

"You're right no human could stack books like this" - Bill Murray Ghostbusters

"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

"Bloody peasant!"

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail