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Ocee35 Jackson, Michigan USA
Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:58 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
So I'm sitting here minding my own business, and my email notification turns red!! I think to myself, Hmmmm... what's this?

So I investigate, sure enough it's another internet hottie that wants to get to know me. SWEET!

The email says I'm just what she's looking for. Being the thoughtfull type of man that I am,

before replying I swing on over to her profile to see just what it is she's looking for.



Here's what I found....

I really hope to meet somesome with good heart and not appearance..






I think I need some pity sex,

thank you in advance

for your support.


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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:59 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
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Ocee?

I am sorry, I could not help it...

Brilliant...

YOu are lovely..

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livinglarge in a good place , Kildare Ireland
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:00 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
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Ha haa Ocee ,
too funny
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:03 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
Damn that's a bit of a bubble burster.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Ocee35 Jackson, Michigan USA
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:09 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
Lots of laughter, but no sex....

and they claim men have selective hearing.










Thank you ladies, I'm feeling better already.


bouquet
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:13 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
Ocee, don't worry, I know just how you feel mate....

....she mailed the same thing to me yesterday...



rolling on the floor laughing angel


Ocee35: So I'm sitting here minding my own business, and my email notification turns red!! I think to myself, Hmmmm... what's this?

So I investigate, sure enough it's another internet hottie that wants to get to know me. SWEET!

The email says I'm just what she's looking for. Being the thoughtfull type of man that I am,

before replying I swing on over to her profile to see just what it is she's looking for.
Here's what I found....

I really hope to meet somesome with good heart and not appearance..
I think I need some pity sex,

thank you in advance

for your support.
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:16 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
Lagoona22: Ocee, don't worry, I know just how you feel mate....

....she mailed the same thing to me yesterday...



rolling on the floor laughing


I like this lady...

She got us all talking.

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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:18 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
What do you do when you find a woman who loves you because you're ugly??....


wow dunno

Sommerauer71: I like this lady...

She got us all talking.
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:19 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
Lagoona22: What do you do when you find a woman who loves you because you're ugly??....



But none of you are ugly, I do not believe that any person is ugly, it is behaviour that is ugly.

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Lillym Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:20 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
Ocee35: So I'm sitting here minding my own business, and my email notification turns red!! I think to myself, Hmmmm... what's this?

So I investigate, sure enough it's another internet hottie that wants to get to know me. SWEET!

The email says I'm just what she's looking for. Being the thoughtfull type of man that I am,

before replying I swing on over to her profile to see just what it is she's looking for.
Here's what I found....

I really hope to meet somesome with good heart and not appearance..
I think I need some pity sex,

thank you in advance

for your support.


Awwwwwww.......laugh
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Lillym Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:20 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
Sommerauer71: But none of you are ugly, I do not believe that any person is ugly, it is behaviour that is ugly.


Agreed....... thumbs up wave
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:23 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
Lillym: Agreed.......



Hello Lilly...

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Lillym Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:24 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
Sommerauer71: Hello Lilly...


Hi Sommer... long time no see grin Hope you are well !!!
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:26 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
Hallo-ha!...how's the chardonnay today Lilly??...


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Lillym: Hi Sommer... long time no see Hope you are well !!!
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Ocee35 Jackson, Michigan USA
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:28 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
Lagoona22: What do you do when you find a woman who loves you because you're ugly??....



Stock up on bad ties,

and condoms.
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Lillym Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:33 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
Lagoona22: Hallo-ha!...how's the chardonnay today Lilly??...


Chilled....grin

Hi Ocee wave
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jbibiza Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:33 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
I guess she´s looking for a guy who won´t stray and will be grateful....

























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Ocee35 Jackson, Michigan USA
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:36 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
Lillym: Chilled....

Hi Ocee



Hi Lillym....hug
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Ocee35 Jackson, Michigan USA
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:38 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
jbibiza: I guess she´s looking for a guy who won´t stray and will be grateful....


.....laugh


Ohhh... that's real helpfull.


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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:45 AM CST : She wants me!!!!!
That's me babe!!....you haven't seen gratitude til you've seen me...


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jbibiza: I guess she´s looking for a guy who won´t stray and will be grateful....
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