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Yer you go for it girl, get as saucy as you want

I for one will sit back and take notes, cause I want what you guys have


But some things need to be done in private lol

Hello Kevin...

Oh they are, just imagine, if this much is showed in public, think what goes on in private...

My imagination has been running in overdrive,


I wish you all the luck love and fun in the world

Thank you Kevin...

From one Brit to another...

And that my friend is why vibrators are not for men...

Damn...what's that cattle prodder doing among the dildos??...

Lago,, you kill me...

There you are....

Sommer, please inform your amour that there are a fairly large number of women who are classified as "submissive"....been documented for ages...it's old hat...(exciting, but old hat...)

I forgot that this was the singles site where you didn't talk about relationships and such.

Hello darling....

A for you tell him yourself, he is here...

Where else are we going to get to the Nancy Drew mystery (#103 for those keeping track of course) about the 85 nickers? Damn it man get back to the good stuff...

Lago has 45 pairs of the 85 Barren, ask him.

Gosh thats brought back childhood memories, they were such great stories and there was a similar series about two brothers, name escapes me now. Oh was it the Hardy boys???

And PPV come on, am sat here pencil poised, ready to read, learn and inwardly digest your next instalment

So he is the knicker nicker!!! Damn you woman I was only on page 165 of that particular novel... I wonder if the book store could be persuaded to allow me to trade it for the buttered doorknob (#104 once again for completists)

nah, I tried that spanking thing once but it didn't work out. I said stuff like, "you're a bad girl and i'm going to punish you." but I couldn't stop laughing. "i'm going to make you dress up like a bat and give you a damn good thrashing" on another note, this woman once asked me if she could hold me while I had a pee. "no, you most certainly can not." I said. "you vile pervert" I was like one of those victorian damsels in distress.

My knickers have made into sails...

True story and as for the pink thing.

You need to speak with your friend about that...

Michael Hutchence, the late, who was the lead singer of the Aussie band INXS, he was a strangle-wanker. That’s what he died of. Found at a hotel room, tied around his neck with a belt which was attached to the shower panel in the bathroom, one hand trying un-buckle it, the other around his willie.

Some like this, and a woman I practiced skydiving of the earthly kind with for about a year, she certainly did. She wanted me to get a good choke grip right about the time she was coming.

Not violently, this is the last time I will stress it here, that these things are never to be done violently.

I’m not sure why she liked that, but I obliged.
One time, we were on the floor, hadn’t had time to get to the bed, and my pants were right next to us, so I somehow – magically, since few of us men manage to do two things at the same time, hey, I surprised myself, OK? Anyway, I see the pants right next to us, and I pull my belt out, tell her to turn around, put the belt around her neck and tightened it just slightly. She shivered so much she could have sent a Tsunami sweeping Japan off this earth.

Just remembered Lola, an Icelandic girl many years back.

Guys, trust me, it is a rule, it is engraved into the secret stone of Eden’s lust, that a woman named Lola, she will be horny as no other. I’ve met two Lola, and they were wild. Wild of the great kind.

Lola, from Iceland, not Lola the Bosnian Romani, she would urge me to call her bitch.
Please, during love making, please call me a bitch, I think it’s so cute.

Cute?
Cute!?

That’s about how much thought I gave it, because the other which pushed hesitation away was:
- Look, woman, whatever you like, I will like to like…. bitch.

Seriously, though, it was not at all easy to call her that. There were some barriers being pushed. Calling a woman bitch is a no, no. She insisted, so what to do?

Oh, I bow to thee for that.