Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:13 AM CST : Some women like it rough
I quite like that word, a powerfuck
I’m about to turn grown up, it’s around the corner, but I’ll delay bits of that boring burden with 30 years, at least.
I hear that’s what you do when you turn 40, grow up.
I want to play.
I will play.
Mature, yes!
Grown up, no!
Fully grown up, I never want to become that grey-ish and detached from my inner Peter Pan, which is the way I see it.
I want to be able to have a spontaneous kick-about with the kids in the park.
I want to enjoy being stood surprised by a pouring downfall, and instead of running for cover, while it’s late anyway to save yourself from being soaked, to simply remain under the sky, face towards heaven and smile at the drops showering my face.
I want to seduce her to my bedroom, and then when we’ve powerfucked, lust to the extent a script based on it would be rated straight out of Hollywood and sent to the red light districts of Amsterdam instead, once we’ve done it, just for the laugh of it, we celebrate the joy life has brought with a good jump on the bed to the sound of an old 70’s Al Green tune.
I always want to keep these bits in my life, these bits of allowing myself to venture back to the mindset and emotions of the child I once was. To allow myself the joys of simple, silly things, little bits which don’t cost a thing.
But I’m not a child, and I have matured, and I’m getting smarter through each encounter with one of you, one of you out there, wherever you may roam and I happen to be carried near by the winds.
Now, one thing I learned today is from our man in Kalmar.
“I've never came across a woman who did not enjoy the merits of a good powerfuck”
I’m adding that to my list.
The list in question is about How to keep IT going.
IT meaning a relationship.
The next one I snatch, I’m not leaving her, she won’t be allowed to go, she will not want to leave or go anywhere without me.
My list is simple, because it’s the simple bits that matter and make the greatest difference. Simple bits where no draining day at work will distract you from performing at least one of these.
You will not get the complete list, because, some things must be kept a secret. In fact, that’s top of the list, but here are bits of it.
- Never tell what the complete list looks like
- Always give her a kiss on the cheek when you leave for work, when you come home, or wherever you meet
- Every so often, make her blush in public places by whispering something naughty in her ear
- Every day, every single day, make her laugh at least once
- She’s the centre of your world, never allow her to be sat in a corner of it
- Make her breakfast on Sunday mornings
- Keep a 25kg sack of cement in the garage and once every month, venture out, lift it and drop it on the floor. Just to show off your manliness
And, now added…
- Once in a while, give her a good powerfuck, make her world shake like a Chinese earthquake