I'm with you on the not needing to be taught how to drive. I've been doing it for almost 30 years now, and most of the accidents I've been in have not been my fault. The ones that were, I was the only car involved (one involved the weather).
Also, no...not all children are lovable...I'll agree with that one!
And if I ever saw someone on the street with a pink poodle...OMG!

I'd wish I had the right to shoot their owner!

People really do that?!