A mean butt is one that finds great pleasure in making your life its play toy.
You can be going down the freeway and need to poop.
No big deal you just hold it until the next stop.
But the sign says 20 miles to the rest stop.
So you butt gives you a little nudge and laughs (its thinking...this is gonna be fuuuunnnnnnny!).
So you cramp and hold the poots in so you don't poot with lumps!
You cramp and are in pain,sweat popping out on your forehead.
Then the sign says rest stop 5 miles.
Your butt laughs and nudges you real good and you cover three lanes while trying not to crap your pants.
Then the sign company made good money because the signs say 4 miles, (nudge)
3 miles (nudge harder with a giggle),
2 miles The butt pushes and laughs while you pull your butt cheeks tight)
1 mile (your doing 110 in a 55 your butt shoves and laughs thowing in a poot, your cramping bad)
You slide into the truck stop sideways like a nascar pit stop,(people running for cover)
Your car door flies open and you get out quickly holding your butt cheeks together and walking like Charlie Chaplin on speed.
You get in the toilet....your butt shoves about a half cup of stuff between your butt cheeks....
your pants and underwear fly down together....
your turn and your butt shoves about another half cup out and your crapping in mid air on your way down to the seat....
and then your guts fall out.
Your relieved and your butt goes ppppooooooooooootttttttt as it laughs at you and says.....
Thats was fun....we'll do it again some time! pppoooooottttttttt.
The sick sadistic little butt hole!
