How to Exercise your Butt and never Miss any of CS!!

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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
The_Kansan: FWI -

I tried the "butt-ercises" in the O.P. but my keister went to sleep and started snoring!
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Hey Shelly I figured out I can exercise my belly too while sitting here.

I sit half way towards front of the chair, I just hook my legs under front of the chair and slowly lean back till I feel it pulling on stomach muscles and hold that postiion a moment.

Hmmmm more exercises and not missing any of cs, this might work..wink laugh applause applause
IMmeURyou De Pere, Wisconsin USA
i'm getting buns of steel dancing
mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
IMmeURyou: i'm getting buns of steel
Cool , I am hoping toowink wink laugh applause wine



Indyfella indianapolis, Indiana USA
The_Kansan: FWI -

I tried the "butt-ercises" in the O.P. but my keister went to sleep and started snoring!



Are you sure that was a snore? laugh
Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
mylifewithu: Hey Shelly I figured out I can exercise my belly too while sitting here.

I sit half way towards front of the chair, I just hook my legs under front of the chair and slowly lean back till I feel it pulling on stomach muscles and hold that postiion a moment.

Hmmmm more exercises and not missing any of cs, this might work..



WOW...getting toned up while still on CS...whoda thunk!!!!!!!!!!




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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Hugz_n_Kissez: WOW...getting toned up while still on CS...whoda thunk!!!!!!!!!!
I have truely made my butt muscles sore already, I guess I over did it.
I wonder if tomorrow then it will look better already, Nah I doubt it.wink laugh rolling on the floor laughing



roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Step 9...... say "nahhh, bugger it.... and open the wine"??!! wine

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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
roseofsharon: Step 9...... say "nahhh, bugger it.... and open the wine"??!!



I'm with you....thumbs up cheering applause cheering wine


Hic....wine



shipoker58 Las Vegas, Nevada USA
My dilemma is how to excercise HER butt, while I am on CS. She has a big butt and it takes two hands!!!!devil



waiting4u GB's Heart, Ohio USA
shipoker58: My dilemma is how to excercise HER butt, while I am on CS. She has a big butt and it takes two hands!!!!


Use your feet professor


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kissmedeeply Petitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada
Hugz_n_Kissez: Well my butts kinda flat by nature...it's a Native thing...so will these exercises help poof it and round it out a bit then????


I dont have that problemm....

My booty is out there..round and big..

So i am told by manyroll eyes



roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
shipoker58: My dilemma is how to excercise HER butt, while I am on CS. She has a big butt and it takes two hands!!!!


A fella trying to multi-task, eh??!! rolling on the floor laughing Best of luck, love!!! grin
mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
kissmedeeply: I dont have that problemm....

My booty is out there..round and big..

So i am told by many
this exercise is supposed to be good for larger butts as well as ones that have gone flat. wink hug



kissmedeeply Petitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada
mylifewithu: this exercise is supposed to be good for larger butts as well as ones that have gone flat.


God i am afraid it will get larger..

I dont want that..teased enough as it isuh oh
mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
kissmedeeply: God i am afraid it will get larger..

I dont want that..teased enough as it is
A little liposuction ought to do it. I think I could do that kind of plastic surgery before any kind , If I had the money I would have them move my belly fat to my hips and butt.comfort hug



rusty_knight Gozo, Gozo Malta
While doing these exercise think of your President-elect and chant:

"We can and we shall change the shape of our buttocks - God Bless America!"

The power of positive thinking works wonders - if a first generation Black man can become President you should be able to obtain 'bubble butts' in no time.......... just grin and squeeze!

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laura225 Somewhere, New York USA
wave Hi Lela, hi all!!

giggle isn't it called Kegel exercises? cool grin laugh

The first couple steps?

mylifewithu: How to Exercise Buttocks While SittingSitting for long periods of time causes bad things to happen to the shape of a person's buttocks. Buttocks can either grow wider or flatten out so that a person ends up with a larger rear-end or no rear-end. No one wants a badly shaped behind, but finding time to exercise enough is often challenging. Fortunately, you can keep your buttocks toned by completing these exercises while sitting.
InstructionsDifficulty: Moderately Easy
Step1
Start by sitting up straight in your chair. Hold on to the chair arms or the seat of your chair. With feet gently resting flat on the floor, begin by squeezing buttocks to tighten muscles. Hold the position for about three seconds. Rest, take a deep breath and repeat several times. Practice deep breathing during all exercise.

Step2
Relax in your chair and breathe. Exercise buttocks while sitting with hip lifts. Sit toward the edge of your chair next with your back straight. Hang on to chair arms or seat. Lean your shoulders or upper torso toward the chair back. (It's okay to lean shoulders against the chair a bit.) Spread knees apart slightly with both feet flat resting on the floor. Lift hips up and hold for about three seconds. Rest, take a deep breath and repeat several times. Stop and breathe.

Step3
Practice chair squats to exercise buttocks while sitting. Sit straight up in your chair. Hang on to chair arms or seat to start with. Place feet flat and securely on the floor. Push yourself up to an almost standing position. Inhale. Hold for about three seconds; then sit back down slowly and exhale. Lift up again to almost standing but this time don't sit. Squat slowly several times before sitting to relax. Inhale while pushing up; exhale while squatting.

Step4
Tighten buttocks during chair push ups. Use the arms of your chair to lift your body upward and squeeze buttocks together tightly. Hold for approximately three seconds and release to sitting. Keep back straight while performing chair push ups and avoid tightening shoulders or the neck. Breathe throughout the exercise and rest when finished.

Step5
Practice alternating leg lifts. Sit up straight and toward the edge of your chair. Extend your legs straight out in front of you with both heels resting on the floor. Hang on the chair arms or seat.

Step6
Lift the right leg and buttock by leaning over to the left a bit. Tighten the right buttock and continue to lift about six times. Lift the left leg and buttock leaning over to the right; tighten the left buttock while lifting. Inhale and exhale between lifts. Alternate sides and lifts next. Rest and breathe.

Step7
Exercise buttocks while sitting with butterfly exercises. Sit straight in your chair again toward the edge. Hold on to the chair arms or seat. Lean back slightly. Hold knees together with both feet of the floor in front of you.

Step8
Spread your knees apart as wide as you can without moving your upper body. Allow your heels to lift from the floor as you move your knees outward. Inhale and exhale as you open and close your knees.

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Ok now we can exercise our butts and get back in shape and never miss anything going on with cs.
I looked this up yesterday cause my butt has gone flat, I have started these exercises. At least the butt muscle tightening while online.
I hope these help


mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
We have all sat here eating Thanksgiving meals and Christmas meals , Now it's time to exercise those butts againtongue devil rolling on the floor laughing applause
mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Come on people your butts are becoming unattractive, squeeze hold hold hold hold relaxrolling on the floor laughing




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