DazzleYou: Not only is California bankrupt, but this stinking state is actually stinking. I have treated more respiratory issues this weekend than I think I ever have with all the smoke around here, all while I have asthma myself.
It is time to get outta this place. At least in the Midwest I only have to worry about the occasional supercell Tornado to kill me - and that is a lot more rare than these fires are.
You're not happy, are you??!!